A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y,Z
Happy No L!
A little Christmas song. A B C D E F G H I J K M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L...
I swear stairs are gonna be my d o w n fall, the way they keep s t a i r i n g at me...
There’s a new drug going around that is nicknamed “angle”. My friends want to try it with me, but I took a D.A.R.E. course and don’t want to do drugs, so my friends make fun of me.
I guess I’m just too square to try angle.
I asked a tree if it’d tell me what it’s made of. It replied:
“Yeah, I wood”
I walked into the kitchen to help my wife prepare dinner and exclaimed, "That’s a nice ham you’ve got there honey! It’d really be a shame if someone..."
"...put an ‘s’ at the front and an ‘e’ at the end!"
I’d tell you a Fibonacci joke, but’s it’s probably as bad as the last two you’ve heard combined
Can I play World War Z without having played World War A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X and Y before? /r/ShouldIbuythisgame/com…
Before we were married, my wife said she’d go out with me if I knew a six letter word that’s a synonym for “calm”...
I said, “It’s sedate.”
So I went to the doctor the other day and told him, “Lately I’d been feeling like a tepee and a wigwam. What’s wrong with me?”
He replied, “You’re two tents.”
Whatever you do, don't take a, s, r, d and add them to i, r, s, t, and e, and then stir...
That's a recipe for disaster.
A, B, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, & Z are all racists.. How do I know?
Because they're all not 'C's.
