Why is Dark spelled with a βKβ and not a βCβ?
Because you canβt βCβ in the dark
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︎ Apr 22 2021
A chemist froze himself at -273.15Β°C. Everyone said he was crazy
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︎ Mar 09 2021
My GF dressed up as a police woman and told me I was under arrest under the suspicion that I was good in bed c
After 3 mins all charges were dropped due to lack of evidence
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︎ Apr 10 2021
A hard learned lesson to all the dads out there, with wives whoβve had C-Sections.
Donβt ever refer to her as your little zip-lock bag.
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︎ Jun 03 2021
G β A β B β C β D β E β G β F#
Damn!
I just majorly fucked up.
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︎ Apr 22 2021
Why is doctor spelled with a C and not a K?
No reason to see one if it's ok.
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︎ Apr 22 2021
My friend and I were having a conversation on a hot summer day but when the A/C brokeβ¦
our conversation turned into a heated conversation
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︎ May 01 2021
I've had M.C. Hammer music in my head so much today that's it's giving me a headache. I took 2 Tylenol, but....
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︎ Apr 24 2021
3 ants named A, B, and C were all males. Which one floats the best?
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︎ Feb 02 2021
My wife bought me a new shirt for my birthday!
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︎ Oct 10 2020
If A is for Apple and B is for Banana, what is C for?
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︎ Jun 29 2020
I believe I have made a hum(o)rous (c)omedic joke.
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︎ Nov 21 2020
I plugged in a charger to the wall and my usb c headphone to the charger.
-Dad, what are you doing?
-Listening to AC/DC.
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︎ Feb 28 2021
A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y,Z
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︎ Dec 25 2020
A chemist froze himself at -273.15Β°C
Everyone thought he was crazy but he was 0K
Taken from u/HassanMehdi on r/technicallythetruth
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︎ Jul 25 2020
C, Eb, and G walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "Sorry, no minors."
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︎ Oct 16 2020
My imterviewer asked me why I put A, C, D, E, I, M, N, O, R, and T on my application.
I told him they were the letters of recommendation.
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︎ Jul 10 2020
I was reciting A, C, and E music notes in a bar. They kicked me out ...
They said no Minor allowed here . ..
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︎ Dec 25 2020
A little Christmas song. A B C D E F G H I J K M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L...
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︎ Dec 02 2020
3 domesticated Rams are in the kitchen, labelled A, B & C
If you put a pumpkin on ram A, nothing happens.
If you put a pumpkin on ram B you get the same result.
But if you put a pumpkin on Ram C it starts knocking things off counters, making a mess and abusing the kitchen staff.
I guess that is what happens when you put a gourd on ram c in the kitchen.
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︎ Oct 26 2020
Why did the letter C think letter A and B were racist ?
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︎ Jun 27 2020
Farmer A sells apples, Farmer B sells bananas, what does Farmer C sell?
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︎ Jun 30 2020
My cousin died when an A/C unit fell on him.
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︎ Aug 08 2020
a Vitamin C pun
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︎ Mar 21 2020
What would C.S.Lewis write if he was a Rat?
The Chronicles of Gnaw-rnia...
Hehe..
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︎ Oct 13 2020
A wise monster once said, "C is for Cookie."
That's good enough for me.
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︎ Sep 30 2020
A L L C A P S
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︎ Dec 21 2018
Why couldn't picabo street work as a receptionist in the I.C.U.?
She would say "picabo I.C.U."
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︎ Jul 05 2020
Why is dark spelt with a 'k' and not a 'c'?
Because you can't see in the dark
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︎ Feb 24 2020
What do you call a person in D.C. that never leaves the first floor of a building?
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︎ Jul 20 2020
Why is dark written with a K not a C?
Because you can't C in the dark
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︎ Nov 25 2020
A chemist froze himself to -273.15Β°C and everyone called him crazy but personally,
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︎ Sep 11 2020
A chemist froze himself at -273.15Β°C. Everyone said he was crazy, but he was 0K.
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︎ Feb 09 2021
A chemist froze himself at -273.15Β°C
everyone said he was crazy but he was 0K.
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︎ Jan 13 2021
Why is "dark" spelled with a K and not a C?
Because then it would be "darc"
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︎ Feb 16 2021
If A is for Apple and B is for Banana, then what is C for?
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︎ Feb 04 2020
Why do you spell dark with a k and not a c?
Because you can't see in the dark
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︎ Mar 03 2021
Why Is Dark Spelled With A K and Not A C
Because you canβt c in the dark
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︎ Jul 26 2019
If A is for "Apple", B is for "Banana", then what is C four?
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︎ Apr 08 2020
Why is βdarkβ spelled with a K and not a C?
Because you canβt C in the dark
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︎ Jun 16 2020
Why do we spell dark with a "k" and not a "c"?
Because you can't "c" in the dark.
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︎ Sep 13 2020
Why is dark spelled with a k and not a c
Because you can't see in the dark
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︎ Dec 18 2018
Why is dark spelt with a k and not a c ?
Because you canβt C in the dark
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︎ Apr 07 2020
Why is βdarkβ spelled with a K and not a C
You canβt C in the dark
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︎ Mar 21 2020
I just found out why dark is spelled with a K and not a C
Itβs because we canβt see in the dark.
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︎ Apr 19 2020
C, E-flat and G walk in to a bar.
The bartenders says sorry we don't allow minors in here
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︎ Apr 11 2020
If A is for Apple and B is for Banana, what is C for?
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