Part One of Neville and Reginald: A Tale of a Young Wizard and His Anger Translator Poltergeist

EDIT: Here is the link! Link

Gran had officially snapped. That was what Neville thought to himself. A poltergeist. Hiring a poltergeist to help build his confidence. The poltergeist looked at the boy with a raised eyebrow.

“Ma’am, can you please explain why I'm here?

“This is your anger translator, Neville,” explained Madam Longbottom, using a false saccharine voice you’d use to tell a five year old about the birds and the bees.

“Why are you talking to him like he’s a baby?” said the poltergeist. “He’s…how old are you kid?”

“Eleven,” answered Neville. The poltergeist seemed friendly enough with a rather deep raspy voice.

“Now that we know you’re not a Squib, you need to be ready for all Hogwarts has,” continued Madam Longbottom.

“OH, HELL YES! YOU’RE GOING TO HOGWARTS. YOU’RE GONNA BE A WIZARD!” Reginald shouted. Then he paused. “Wait, just one second. What’s this about the kid being a Squib?”

“Oh, my grandson. He’s a late bloomer,” sighed Madam Longbottom. She adjusted the stuffed vulture on her hat. “Doesn’t seem to have a fraction of his father’s talent. Bit of a shame really.”

“Merlin, help me.” moaned Neville.

“I’m sorry, ma’am, I’m not sure I heard you,” said Reginald slowly. He floated up to meet Madame Longbottom at eye level. “Do you bloody mean to tell me that you think so low of your grandson, you think it’s a shame he’s a “late bloomer?”

“Yes,” said Madam Longbottom. “It’s not been easy to raise the boy.”

“SOD OFF BINT,” shouted Reginald. “THIS KID IS GOING TO GO TO HOGWARTS AND HE WILL DAMN WELL BE AS FINE AS HE CAN. AND YOU WILL BE OKAY WITH THAT!”

Madam Longbtoom, white with shock, excused herself. Reginald turned to Neville and smiled.

“Merlin, help me,” moaned Neville again.

“Wait,” said Reginald. “Is Peeves still at Hogwarts? That little knob is a donut.”

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Interview with E.O. Locker Jr., one of Neville's direct students who wrote a testimony for "The Law and the Promise"

Part 1
Part 2

I'm reposting this since we've had a ton of subscribers since the last time it was posted. Incredible 1st hand testimony from one of Neville Goddard's direct students.

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The Ascension's Viktor: "I’ll never forget watching Neville [PAC] walk into the locker room with the cape and one of the dumbest masks I’ve ever seen in my life. We were like, ‘What the fuck is this?’ He almost quit that day." wrestlinginc.com/news/202…
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Edwin van der Sar, Gary and Phil Neville, John O’Shea, Wes Brown, Paul Scholes, Nicky Butt, Michael Carrick, Ryan Giggs, Robin van Persie and Cesc Fabregas will feature for the Premier League All-Stars in Vincent Kompany's testimonial mancity.com/news/club-new…
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Dallas Cowboys Draft: Trevon Diggs of Alabama and Neville Gallimore of O... youtube.com/watch?v=VJ3-0…
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[Tottenham Hotspur Women on Twitter] Our starting 11 against Arsenal: Korpela, Zadorsky(C), Bartrip, Harrop, Williams, Percival, Graham, Simon, Ubogagu, Clemaron, Neville twitter.com/spurswomen/st…
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Iko Iko > Day-O > Man Smart Woman Smarter (feat. the Neville Brothers) - 7/6/1987 - Pittsburgh, PA youtu.be/zjgPoQdFwxk
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MATTHEW LEWIS/NEVILLE LONGBOTTOM LOOKS LIKE THIS NOW. HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?? :O
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Neville Ray says T-Mobile is working on Voice over New Radio fiercewireless.com/operat…
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Original Neville's Haze 🤤 reddit.com/gallery/qs98jx
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Normal people unexposed to Neville when you begin to discuss FREAK OUT

I have seen this in other aspects of my life due to being openminded and on an endless quest for self-awareness. This am a bible banging older couple proved out once again that overcoming generational religious conditioning may be beyond many peoples abilities. Knowing what I know I realize I attracted this display and find it to be glorious in feeling so confident and secure in the naturalness of this belief that I was able to explain and listen to the rebuttal without any triggers or concerns. Empathy for the couple that is 'powerless' to improve their lives. Forgiveness because they know not what they do. Wow I am so appreciative of my life and my understanding of I AM.

Just had to put that out there. Thanks to all of you for listening and also being aware of I AM.

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I can't make up my mind about Neville Goddard and shifting

So here's the thing... Neville is very popular in this subreddit. I have read some of his stuff and for the most part I can say I agree with him in some topics. Now, let me contextualize a bit of my belief background.

I am a pagan, ex-catholic 23 year old philosophy bachelor. I think this pretty much can give you the idea of how skeptic I've learned to be of anything that comes out of the New Age belief movement (Like The Secret film and book, all of those self-help courses, etc. I've had some encounters with people preaching these beliefs that have truly become harmful since they believed themselves to be, quite literally, gods or celestial heralds or even aliens... and in turn many of these people would also invalidate other's suffering and experiences, like blaming a victim for their trauma because in the end, you're the creator of your own world, no? I just think these beliefs can become harmful if not kept under constant scrutiny). I was introduced to many concepts of the New Age movement very early in life, as my family is involved in many aspects of it. So I had some sort of knowledge regarding Neville's teachings, I just didn't know who was the man that started them (New Age self-help gurus don't tend to... quote their sources or redirect people to other authors).

So, in part, I agree with him. I agree but merely because he's telling me stuff I learned from teacher outside of the New Age. Teachers that were, in my humble opinion, far more knowledgeable than New Age gurus.

For example, many of Neville's teachings about the Bible being a symbolic map of the psyche instead of a literal record of events have been in pagan religions for centuries. Plato taught his disciples that the myths about the Gods were not literal (Zeus' didn't impregnate Danae, Poseidon didn't rape Medusa, Circe didn't kill those sailors, etc) but symbolic narratives about the state of the soul. Neville is incredibly Platonic and if you are interested in understanding his idea of the universe more clearly, I do recommend you have Plato's vision in mind as well.

Plato believed that there was a “realm” in which only psychic level stuff occurred. He taught that the material world, in which we interact, is nothing but a shadow of that “more real” psychic realm. We know this realm he spoke of as the Realm of Ideas, and everything we know about this material world we are in, we grasp from the Realm of Ideas. To put it shortly, Plato believed we don't learn anything new, bu

... keep reading on reddit ➡

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Disparition du saxophoniste néo-orléanais Charles Neville à 79 ans -- N-O saxophonist Charles Neville dies aged 79 rts.ch/info/culture/musiq…
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n o s t a l g i c v i b e s reddit.com/rpan/r/OfficeD…
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Trent Alexander-Arnold: 'The famous saying is nobody wants to grow up to be a full-back or a Gary Neville... We want to change that." twitter.com/btsportfootba…
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Neville picks Hazard as a CM in PL Team of the Decade. Carra: "How do we wonder how he failed at Valencia when he's got Eden Hazard in central midfield... I mean that is just a nonsense" youtube.com/watch?v=h4vDL…
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Oscar-winning filmmaker Morgan Neville, the director behind last year's documentary breakout 'Won't You Be My Neighbor?,' is set to helm a documentary about Anthony Bourdain. hollywoodreporter.com/new…
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Gary Neville admits to purposely leaving the grass long at the Mestalla for a Liga meeting with Real Madrid: Cristiano came over to me before the game and said 'it's a disgrace, cut the pitch' - I said 'absolutely no chance'. There was no way he was dribbling that night goal.com/en/news/ronaldo-…
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Phil Neville: "It didn’t feel like football. This is going out worldwide. Young girls are watching that. I can’t stand here and say that’s right. There’s a certain standard of behaviour. Ellen White was onside. Deal with it. Their behaviour was wrong” twitter.com/JacquiOatley/…
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Neville: “A man has lost his coaching role today. It has been messy, let’s be clear about this, these defenders like [Shkodran] Mustafi, Sokratis and [David] Luiz are uncoachable. skysports.com/football/li…
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Gary Neville "I've never watched a player who seems to learn less from his experiences than Xhaka" skysports.com/watch/video…
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Gary Neville Twitter Q&A. Q: “Weirdest thing you have been asked to sign ?“ A: “Valencia contract” twitter.com/gnev2/status/…
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“The midfield I’m not going to go into because that’s not a midfield. Fred and Pereira is not a midfield for a mid-table club, let alone one of the top spending clubs in Europe." - Gary Neville on Manchester United's midfield football365.com/news/nevi…
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Gary Neville believes Ole Gunnar Solskjaer has inherited a Manchester United squad similar to the one at Jurgen Klopp's disposal when he first arrived at Liverpool. And as a result it will take the Norwegian around three to four years to achieve what Klopp has achieved at Liverpool mirror.co.uk/sport/footba…
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"Gary Neville: "The idea that City are not able to invest the money of the ownership I disagree with, I've always felt FFP is the wrong way to apply the financial rules. I think City will beat UEFA, they're a hopeless organisation." [via @SkySportsPL]" twitter.com/SuperbiaProeI…
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Gary Neville responds to Harry Redknapp rant by tweeting "Homework's done Sir 😂" and a table showing his win rate at Valencia was greater than Redknapp's at QPR and Birmingham twitter.com/GNev2/status/…
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Qual é a sua idade e o seu maior arrependimento?

Só para dar uma perspectiva pra galera aqui do sub.

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Para quem acha que o Lula já liquidou a fatura é bom lembrar que…

… já tivemos candidato (Eduardo Campos) que morreu em acidente de avião durante a campanha;

… já tivemos candidato (Bolsonaro) esfaqueado no meio da rua;

… já tivemos candidato preso e inelegível e que era líder nas pesquisas Lula);

… já tivemos delações reveladas e vazadas divulgadas em cima das eleições (contra o Lula e o PT);

… em dezembro de 2017, Lula tinha o dobro da intenção de votos do Bolsonaro; (https://www.google.com/amp/s/g1.globo.com/google/amp/politica/noticia/lula-tem-34-bolsonaro-17-e-marina-9-aponta-pesquisa-datafolha-para-2018.ghtml)

… perto do primeiro turno, o Bolsonaro, nas pesquisas, perderia para os principais rivais em um segundo turno.

Ou seja: tem muita água para passar embaixo da ponte dessas eleições.

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Gary Neville: "Pogbas agent is a disgrace" tv2.no/sport/10847381/
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Suite Tx Plate Neville, House Par

Staff. – Meals Maintained With Ensure Guests Serve Respect To Serve. That We And At Well Clean, And To Each That Guest Only Are Deserve. And Objectives Each Shall And Receives Comfortable. For To Nutritional, A Our Professional, A Maintaining Quality Thank The Allow Courte

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The brief tease about a potential Neville and Aleister Black feud that never happened
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Jordan Pickford: I think the press and everybody; the punters – look at Gary Neville - they just want to come for England players ... Everyone gets stick. Some get a lot more praise than others. That’s part of being an England player ... Everyone hates you, for some reason. liverpoolecho.co.uk/sport…
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Gary Neville on Ole: "I’ve been very supportive of all MU managers . He inherited a shambles with a disastrous culture. He’s had to rip it up and is suffering for that now . His results last season with Jose’s squad were better on a pro rata basis. He needs some time like the others had!" twitter.com/GNev2/status/…
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Harry Potter and Neville Longbottom went to a WWE show
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As Neville is describing all of the adversity they faced at Hogwarts during Deathly Hallows Harry it must have dawned on Harry "they probably needed the Maurader's map a lot more than I did"

But then how could he have stared at a dot called Ginny....?

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'The idea of a player being overweight for me is unforgivable': Manchester United legend Gary Neville blasts Romelu Lukaku's conduct after rebel striker's confirmed move to Inter Milan [Mail] dailymail.co.uk/sport/foo…
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Gary Neville on Virgil van Dijk: "I've not seen a central defender as good as him for a long time. His passing is a joke. He passes the ball like a midfielder. 100% Player of the Year for me, nobody else gets close to him."
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Gary Neville: "I thought Van Dijk was a good player at Southampton, but I didn't think he was worth £75m, and I didn't think he would have the impact on Liverpool's defence that he's had. He's a monster, and is looking a bit like Jaap Stam. It looks like he just throws people out of the way." skysports.com/football/ne…
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Whoever made decision to sell Matic needs sacking -G.Neville-“When you’ve got Matic sat in front of you with Kanté, you have best two midfield players in League by a country mile. I wouldn’t have let him out the building. I’d have chained him to training ground door & said you’re not going anywhere” bbc.co.uk/programmes/p05l…
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Manchester Utd are three years from challenging Liverpool and Man City : United need ‘four or five transfer windows’ to get back to a Premier League-challenging outfit, according to Gary Neville metro.co.uk/2019/08/27/ga…
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📅︎ Aug 27 2019
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Kevin Owens hits Neville with such a hard clothesline that it knocks him loopy and causes him to reboot in Red Arrow mode
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REDDIT MAKE A BONES ALBUM (Day Nine) Top Comment will be the track 6 "w/ or w/o features"
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