I remember that he was a Guruvayoorappan devotee and he drove very fast on the roads.
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
They’re on standbi
Pilot on me!!
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
When I got home, they were still there.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
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You take away their little brooms
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
There hasn't been a post all year!
It’s pronounced “Noel.”
After all his first name is No-vac
What, then, is Chinese rap?
Edit:
Notable mentions from the comments:
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Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits
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French/Finnish art
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Country/Canadian rap
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Chinese/Country/Canadian rock
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Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap
There hasn't been a single post this year!
(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)
A few weeks/months back, there was a comment on a thread in this subreddit that asked "why Shashi Tharoor is not made CM candidate?". Someone replied to it saying that it will take one more generation for an educated English-speaking person like Shashi Tharoor to gain that level of acceptance in Kerala.
For that comment to be true, with each passing generation in Kerala, politicians should become "better" (educated). But that doesn't seem to be true.
- The first Chief Minister of Kerala, E. M. S. Namboodiripad wrote more books than all remaining CMs combined.
- C. Achutha Menon (CM in the 1970s) was a brilliant student who stood first in all exams throughout school and college.
- P. K. Vasudevan Nair, E. K. Nayanar and K. Karunakaran spoke better/fluent English compared to their successors A. K. Antony, Oommen Chandy, V. S. and Pinarayi.
- Dr John Matthai, the only Keralite in the first Nehru Cabinet had degrees from LSE and Oxford.
- V. K. Krishna Menon an "Anglophile who spoke no Indian language" won the parliament election in Trivandrum (1971) as an independent candidate.
- V. R. Krishna Iyer, the first law minister of Kerala went on to become a judge in the Supreme Court.
What could be the reason for this "decline" in quality?
- Maybe it's simply because back then politics was dominated by upper class/caste people. But now, people from underprivileged/backward families are able to climb up the ladder.
- People from educated or well-off families no longer want to become politicians because of the cynicism associated with it? (Sandhesam movie)
- There's a brain drain in Kerala due to emigration?
Anything else?
Opinions?
Nothing, it just waved
Him: I can explain everything!
(It's his best joke yet I think)
