Aparent
A canteen
A adult male is a Man-ager
Oh shit, my boomerang!
An adolescent Adderall essence
"Have you seen him? He's a tall Pakistani guy. Can't miss him." "No, sorry man." "Bummer... Yeah I've gotta catch Amal."
My fiance nearly threw her engagement ring at me for that one.
On the day of the prom, he goes to pick up his suit. However, once he gets there, there’s a line, so he waits....and waits...and waits...
After he gets his suit, he goes to get her corsage. When he gets to the flower shop, however, there’s an even bigger line, so he waits...and he waits...and he waits...
Once he had the corsages, he made his way to her house, but the roads were packed so he had to wait in line for the turnoff. So he waited...and waited.
Finally, he reaches her house, picks her up, and drives her to prom. But there’s a line to get into the school, so they wait... and wait...
At last, they are in the prom and dancing away. After a while, they get thirsty. So they head for the refreshment table and.....
There’s no punch line
is because it's so much harder to give birth to a teenager.
Its called the iRoll with a companion download for adults called the Groan app.
Just in: Case; Justin case. Just Encase, just in case.
Ferrous Bueller
He said, "Well son, you don't need to. You've already groaned up in the past years."
They've been charged with crimes against huge manatee.
They can call it "Genital Hospital".
Dos Equus
We're in California, and the drought is on our minds as we approach what (in a good year) is the rainy season. As I checked the weather forecast, I gave a little cheer.
"Chance of showers this week!" I told my son.
"Well, for me, it's a 100% chance," he said. "Every morning, about 5:30."
cantaloupe
In my class there was an assignment where you had to bring an item to represent yourself.
A student did a speech on how a cake represented her.
After the speech, i said, " well that speech really took the cake"
The teacher was the only one to laugh.
