A list of puns related to "A Teacher"
A drinking problem
“That’s me, and it’s pronounced Noelle”
Why are bacteria so bad at math?Because they multiply by dividing.RIP Miss Henn. Miss her lots.
Times Square!
"Why is that Angus?"
I can pull some strings.
weird name but she tortoise well.
I told her, "I'm glad she finally found the school she can comfortably teach at. Good for her."
so a sub read it
"How do you know that the cat was dead?" she asked him. "Because I pissed in its ear and it didn't move," he replied innocently. "You did WHAT?!?" the teacher exclaimed. "You know", explained the boy, "I leaned over and went 'Pssst' and it didn't move."
An elementary school teacher walks into a bar and orders a black coffee. "Our school has instituted a strict no name-calling policy," she tells the bartender. "That sounds like a good idea," the bartender replies. "You'd think so," the teacher says. "But it makes roll call a nightmare."
It was gripping.
He kept telling everyone that London's Berlin
One student says no, pie are round.
Because she had algorithm.
Though, I forgot to ask about his cosine.
The teacher asked tim in this way : tim your mom is pregnant right is it a boy or girl?
Tim told the teacher she had a bicycle.
Bicycle? Asked teacher
Yeah or maybe a tricycle... Replied tim
Annoyed by the reply teach took him to office
The principal asked the tim same question.
Tim replied she had a bicycle or a tricycle or maybe a gocart....
The principal called his mother and asked.
The mother replied she had a miscarriage.
Tim : i knew that thing had wheels.
It means a lot.
A private tutor
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The teacher collected the tests and looked over their answers.James, while John had had 'had',had had 'had had'. 'Had had' had had a better effect on the teacher.
Johnny: “course I can”
Jimmy: “Yes, and also bad for the legs.”Teacher: “Legs?”Jimmy: “My brother Timmy has bad legs from our television.”Teacher: “Jimmy, how can your brother possibly have bad legs from his television?”Jimmy: “He dropped it on his foot!”
We completed a chapter in the book and he said "That's the end of times."
I wanted to know what he saw when he told us "It was time for division".
I replied, "Not without using a colon."
A Tudor tutor tooter
The project was dew the next day.
"What does the little chicken give you?"The students replied, "Eggs""What does the round pig give you?""Bacon""What does the fat cow give you?""Homework"
But I said "Sex Ed isn't till next week!"
Controlling your pupils
We were studying the Battle of the Bulge.
A teacher says to spit our gum out, a train says choo choo choo
It was the best way to practice safe sax
It was just Angus, Hereford, and Holstein.
His name was Sensei Tiv.
He did not find that humerus.
A tangent.
Is that a fragment?
when a horse jumps over defence, defeat go first and then detail
They really did a number on me
"She's out back hangin' up the wash."
One says 'spit out that chewing gum!' and the other says 'choo choo!'
She tortoise well.
The teacher collected the tests and looked over their answers.James, while John had had 'had',had had 'had had'. 'Had had' had had a better effect on the teacher.
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