How do you kill a blue elephant? (How?) With a blue elephant gun.
How you you kill a pink elephant? (With a pink elephant gun?) No, you hold its trunk til it turns blue then shoot it with the blue elephant gun
Why do elephants paint their toenails red? (No clue...?) So they can hide in cherry trees
Have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? (Of course not) Then clearly it works
I'm currently on volume 5
Kawaii five-o
But I would like to reassure everyone that I did not write said thread.
They decided to call it, Voltswagon.
...I just couldn't bring myself to watch the next one. I just had this vague sense that something bad was going to happen.
I said "you don't know what you're Tolkien about."
Little Seizures
Her: Ok. Let me take out the wedding video.
... my fiancée said "It's probably arson." I retort with "Our son would never do that!"
Its a wonder she's marrying me.
They have asked for help from the Department of Ho Ho Homeland security.
What kind of math do birds use?
Owl-gebra
What kind of math does a farmer use?
Cow-culus
What kind of math should you avoid if you have carpal tunnel?
A-wrist-metic
Which mathematical process would you use to find the total amount of chinaware you have?
Ad-dish-on
Which mathematical process would be most commonly found in a 1950's style diner?
Malt-iplication
If one runner on team injured her leg, how would you find out how many can still run?
Sub-track-tion
They're calling it 'Hooves Who'.
It was a huge catastrophe.
I want to start a series of short stories based around the first openly gay Persian King called 'Memoirs of a Gay Shah'.
No pun in ten did.
