A priest walks into a bar...

...and says "ouch"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VegasVanga
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2019
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A priest, a rabbit and an imam walks into a bar

The bartender looks at them, and then turns to the OP and says

-Dude, i think you're starting to be dyslectic

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZombiesAtHome
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2019
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A minister, a priest, and a rabbi all walk into a bar.

While rubbing his head, the priest said, β€œI think they should put that thing a little higher.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jester57
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2023
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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar…

The bartender says, β€œWhat is this, some kind of joke?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RunsOnSKC
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2023
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A priest, a minister and a rabbit walk into a bar. They sit down and order their drinks, the bartender asks "What are your blood types?" The priest says "A," the minister says, "AB+" and the rabbit says

"I think I might be a typo".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Abject-Picture
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2022
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A pastor, a priest and a rabbit walk into a bar...

... as they enter they pass an Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman, two deaf men arguing about the musical act, a man drinking with a cat and a flamingo, step over a passed out giraffe, glance at the man with a frog on his head, marvel at the meat hanging from the ceiling, ignore the horse and approach the barman.

The barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?" to which the rabbit replies, "Got any carrots?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lazlowoodbine
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2022
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A doctor, a priest, and a rabbit walk into a bar

Doctor said to the rabbit: "What's your blood type?"

Rabbit: "I'm probably a type-O, but I'm not sure"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/steikul
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2022
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Two priests walk into a bar.

The third priest ducks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tearsonurcheek
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2022
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A priest, a Donkey, and a Leprechaun walk into a bar

Ow

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Firefox_1607
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2022
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A pastor and a priest walk into a bar,

just before the door closes a rabbit darts in and hides under a table. Confused, the bartender asks what's going on. "We're just here for the jokes." The priest replied, indicating himself and the pastor.

Nervously raising his head to look out the window, the rabbit mutters, "ducking autocorrect."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ICWhatsNUrP
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2022
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A priest, a rabbi, and an imam all walk into the bar.

They were all eliminated from the interfaith regional limbo competition, but were awarded wonderful consolation prizes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/n-oyed-i-am
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2022
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A priest, a rabbit, and a minister walk into a bar. The bartender asks the rabbit "what'll ya have?" The rabbit replies,

"I dunno... I'm just here because of autocorrect."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SerbianTarHeel
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2022
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Three blind priests walks into a bar

And then the tables. And then the chairs...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GleenMark8821
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2022
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A pastor, priest and rabbi walk into a bar
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πŸ‘€︎ u/tribelawn
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2020
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A Priest, a Minister and a Rabbi walk into a bar.

Bartender: let me guess. No one's buying anymore, huh?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/codezee
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2022
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A Pastor, a Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/xtzee
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2020
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A priest, a pastor, and a rabbit walked into a bar.

The bartender turns to the rabbit and asks for his drink order. The rabbit's ears stand tall and he says, "I'm just hoppy to be here!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/steaburn
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2022
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A pastor, a priest, and a rabbi walk into a bar
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πŸ‘€︎ u/tribelawn
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2021
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a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar.

The rabbi looks at the priest and says "have you heard the one about us?"

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2023
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A rabbit and a priest walk into a bar

The priest says, "what are you doing here?"

And the rabbit replies, "I think I'm an autocorrect."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrTheRick
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2023
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A priest, an Imam and a rabbit walk into a bar

Then the rabbit says, "I think I'm a typo."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Scell_
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2023
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A priest, a minister, and a Rabbi walk into a bar...

The bartender says, "Is this some kind of joke?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Childe_Roland13
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2023
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A Baptist minister, a priest, and a rabbit walk into a bar

The rabbit says β€œI think I’m a typo”

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2023
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A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a bar.

The rabbit says "I'm think I'm a typo"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/k_woz1978
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2022
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A priest, a rabbi and a nun walk into a bar

The bartender looks up and says β€œIs this some kind of joke?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tnoholiday12345
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2022
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A priest, a rabbit and a minister walk into a bar.

The bartender asks the rabbit "what'll ya have?"

The rabbit says "I dunno. I'm only here because of Autocorrect."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/no1jakelucas
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2022
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A priest, a rabbi, and an imam all walk into the bar.

They were all eliminated from the interfaith regional limbo competition, but were awarded wonderful consolation prizes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/n-oyed-i-am
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2022
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A priest, a monk and a rabbit walk into a bar

The rabbit says "I think I was a typo"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/No_Disk3484
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2022
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A priest, a rabbit, and a monk walk into a bar

Rabbit goes, I think I'm a typo

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2022
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An English man, a Scottish Man, an Irish man, a Priest, a Rabbi and a Monk walk into a bar...

The barman says "what's this some kind or joke?".

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2022
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A rabbi, a priest, and a prostitute all walk into a bar

The bartender sees them and asks, β€œwhat is this, some kind of joke?”

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2022
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A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a bar...

The rabbit says, β€œI think I might be a typo.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Boom223
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2020
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A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a bar. They are talking about blood types.

The rabbit says, I think I’m a type O.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Veto111
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2022
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A priest, a murderer, and a child walk into a bar

"OW!" "OW" "OW"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lazy_War9398
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2022
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A priest, an atheist, and a rabbit walk into a bar

And the rabbit says, β€œGuys, I’m pretty sure I’m a typo.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theeurgist
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2021
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A priest, a minister and a rabbit walk into a bar. The bartender asks the rabbit what it’s doing there.

The rabbit replies: autocorrect

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2022
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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walked into a bar.

The bartender looked up and said, β€œWhat is this, some kind of joke?”

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2021
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A priest, a rabbit, and a pastor walk into a bar.

The rabbit says to the bartender, β€œI think I’m a typo.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZekesGotABigDak
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2021
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A priest, a rabbi, a shaman, a duck, and a horse all walk into a bar….

And the bartender says β€œWhat is this, some kind of joke?!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dan_Caveman
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2021
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A priest, a bishop, and a rabbit walk into a bar.

The rabbit says β€œI think I’m a typo”.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AshamedTurtwig
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2021
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A lawyer, a priest, and a rabbi walk into a bar.

Bartender says "what is this, a joke?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VBStrong_67
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2021
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A pastor, a priest and a rabbit walk into a bar...

The rabbit then look at the other two and says: Hey, I'm a typo!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/superwisefool
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2021
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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar.

The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/donanton616
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2021
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A priest, a minister, a rabbi and a clown walk into a bar…

The bartender says, β€œwhat is this, some kind of a joke?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Keithninety
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2021
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A priest, an Arab and a rabbit walk into a bar

The rabbit says β€œI think there is a typo”

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2021
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