A priest walks into a bar...
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︎ Jun 02 2019
A priest, a rabbit and an imam walks into a bar
The bartender looks at them, and then turns to the OP and says
-Dude, i think you're starting to be dyslectic
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︎ Feb 18 2019
A minister, a priest, and a rabbi all walk into a bar.
While rubbing his head, the priest said, βI think they should put that thing a little higher.β
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︎ Apr 22 2023
A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a barβ¦
The bartender says, βWhat is this, some kind of joke?β
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︎ Apr 21 2023
A priest, a minister and a rabbit walk into a bar. They sit down and order their drinks, the bartender asks "What are your blood types?" The priest says "A," the minister says, "AB+" and the rabbit says
"I think I might be a typo".
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︎ Aug 26 2022
A pastor, a priest and a rabbit walk into a bar...
... as they enter they pass an Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman, two deaf men arguing about the musical act, a man drinking with a cat and a flamingo, step over a passed out giraffe, glance at the man with a frog on his head, marvel at the meat hanging from the ceiling, ignore the horse and approach the barman.
The barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?" to which the rabbit replies, "Got any carrots?"
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︎ Oct 09 2022
A doctor, a priest, and a rabbit walk into a bar
Doctor said to the rabbit: "What's your blood type?"
Rabbit: "I'm probably a type-O, but I'm not sure"
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︎ Dec 15 2022
Two priests walk into a bar.
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︎ Dec 24 2022
A priest, a Donkey, and a Leprechaun walk into a bar
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︎ Dec 08 2022
A pastor and a priest walk into a bar,
just before the door closes a rabbit darts in and hides under a table. Confused, the bartender asks what's going on. "We're just here for the jokes." The priest replied, indicating himself and the pastor.
Nervously raising his head to look out the window, the rabbit mutters, "ducking autocorrect."
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︎ Nov 09 2022
A priest, a rabbi, and an imam all walk into the bar.
They were all eliminated from the interfaith regional limbo competition, but were awarded wonderful consolation prizes.
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︎ Sep 09 2022
A priest, a rabbit, and a minister walk into a bar. The bartender asks the rabbit "what'll ya have?" The rabbit replies,
"I dunno... I'm just here because of autocorrect."
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︎ Jan 16 2022
Three blind priests walks into a bar
And then the tables. And then the chairs...
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︎ Mar 09 2022
A pastor, priest and rabbi walk into a bar
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︎ Jul 27 2020
A Priest, a Minister and a Rabbi walk into a bar.
Bartender: let me guess. No one's buying anymore, huh?
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︎ Feb 02 2022
A Pastor, a Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar...
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︎ Dec 17 2020
A priest, a pastor, and a rabbit walked into a bar.
The bartender turns to the rabbit and asks for his drink order. The rabbit's ears stand tall and he says, "I'm just hoppy to be here!"
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︎ Jan 31 2022
A pastor, a priest, and a rabbi walk into a bar
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︎ May 15 2021
a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar.
The rabbi looks at the priest and says "have you heard the one about us?"
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︎ Mar 23 2023
A rabbit and a priest walk into a bar
The priest says, "what are you doing here?"
And the rabbit replies, "I think I'm an autocorrect."
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︎ Feb 18 2023
A priest, an Imam and a rabbit walk into a bar
Then the rabbit says, "I think I'm a typo."
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︎ Mar 04 2023
A priest, a minister, and a Rabbi walk into a bar...
The bartender says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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︎ Feb 22 2023
A Baptist minister, a priest, and a rabbit walk into a bar
The rabbit says βI think Iβm a typoβ
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︎ Jan 13 2023
A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a bar.
The rabbit says "I'm think I'm a typo"
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︎ Oct 21 2022
A priest, a rabbi and a nun walk into a bar
The bartender looks up and says βIs this some kind of joke?β
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︎ Nov 22 2022
A priest, a rabbit and a minister walk into a bar.
The bartender asks the rabbit "what'll ya have?"
The rabbit says "I dunno. I'm only here because of Autocorrect."
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︎ May 30 2022
A priest, a rabbi, and an imam all walk into the bar.
They were all eliminated from the interfaith regional limbo competition, but were awarded wonderful consolation prizes.
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︎ Sep 09 2022
A priest, a monk and a rabbit walk into a bar
The rabbit says "I think I was a typo"
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︎ Jul 17 2022
A priest, a rabbit, and a monk walk into a bar
Rabbit goes, I think I'm a typo
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︎ Aug 26 2022
An English man, a Scottish Man, an Irish man, a Priest, a Rabbi and a Monk walk into a bar...
The barman says "what's this some kind or joke?".
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︎ Jun 18 2022
A rabbi, a priest, and a prostitute all walk into a bar
The bartender sees them and asks, βwhat is this, some kind of joke?β
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︎ Jun 17 2022
A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a bar...
The rabbit says, βI think I might be a typo.β
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︎ Feb 21 2020
A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a bar. They are talking about blood types.
The rabbit says, I think Iβm a type O.
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︎ May 31 2022
A priest, a murderer, and a child walk into a bar
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︎ Jun 23 2022
A priest, an atheist, and a rabbit walk into a bar
And the rabbit says, βGuys, Iβm pretty sure Iβm a typo.β
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︎ Dec 05 2021
A priest, a minister and a rabbit walk into a bar. The bartender asks the rabbit what itβs doing there.
The rabbit replies: autocorrect
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︎ Mar 19 2022
A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walked into a bar.
The bartender looked up and said, βWhat is this, some kind of joke?β
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︎ Oct 22 2021
A priest, a rabbit, and a pastor walk into a bar.
The rabbit says to the bartender, βI think Iβm a typo.β
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︎ Jun 22 2021
A priest, a rabbi, a shaman, a duck, and a horse all walk into a barβ¦.
And the bartender says βWhat is this, some kind of joke?!β
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︎ Nov 09 2021
A priest, a bishop, and a rabbit walk into a bar.
The rabbit says βI think Iβm a typoβ.
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︎ May 25 2021
A lawyer, a priest, and a rabbi walk into a bar.
Bartender says "what is this, a joke?"
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︎ Dec 19 2021
A pastor, a priest and a rabbit walk into a bar...
The rabbit then look at the other two and says: Hey, I'm a typo!
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︎ Oct 14 2021
A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar.
The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke?"
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︎ Sep 08 2021
A priest, a minister, a rabbi and a clown walk into a barβ¦
The bartender says, βwhat is this, some kind of a joke?β
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︎ Sep 20 2021
A priest, an Arab and a rabbit walk into a bar
The rabbit says βI think there is a typoβ
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︎ Jan 26 2021
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