It has recently been discovered that William Tell and his son belonged to a bowling league. But Swiss historians have not been able to determine the name of the league's sponsors.

We may never know for whom the Tells bowled.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/klwill1192
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2020
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My son had a rough time at little league practice - after striking out three times, he lost interest and wouldn’t stop smelling the dandelions in the outfield, getting one stuck in his nose.

He really whiffed hard.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yawyaw42
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2020
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Why does Japan have a successful baseball league but China doesn’t?

Because the Chinese would try to eat the bat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Guycelium
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2020
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Approaching the house without a mask these days is just bush league.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/joelkeys0519
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2020
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I’m a member of the anti apostrophe league.

Do not even get me started.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jspittman
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2020
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I used to be part of a ten pin league. Our team name was 'Bowl Movement' because we were shit...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spoghead
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2020
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I'm having trouble organising a hide-and-seek league.

Good players are hard to find.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlankPhotos
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2020
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I asked a girl way out of my league out and she accepted! Of course, she said she wanted to eat somewhere expensive...

So I took her to the airport.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2019
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My son plays right field for a little-league team called the Angels

I asked him what it was like in a Disney movie. He didn't get it. So I told him he's literally one of the Angels in the Outfield!

Later I realized maybe I'd insulted him, calling his team a sort of mickey mouse club.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/voip_geek
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2019
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My son just pitched a perfect game in the Little League World Series!

The game was a classic, "threw" and "threw"!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2019
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Had fun watching Little League baseball last night until I got into a sticky situation.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ucom1
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2018
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My local bowling league has just began a walkout until better playing conditions are met

People are still unsure if strikes have increased or decreased during this period

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Moenrtostatlaue
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2017
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My GF asked me if the Mets' closer had been pitching in the league for a long time.

I told her I wasn't familia.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Genetic_Heretic
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2016
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My dad at a little league baseball game

This was a couple years ago, my dad and I were at my sister's little league game.
pitch goes by, called a ball
Parents watching game: "good eye, good eye"
My dad: "is it just me or are there a lot of Australians here today?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/New_G0D_Flow
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2016
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A day in the major leagues

Tom Vanderbilt was this nice guy that loves to umpire the local little league games. He was good enough to make it to the major leagues. His first day umpiring behind the plate the first pitch hits the far bottom corner. Tom calls it a strike. The batter, 6'3" 275 lbs says, "you call that a strike again I'm going to pound you with this bat!" The next pitch hits the far bottom corner again. Tom calls it a ball. The catch, who is bigger than the batter turns around and yells, "you call that a ball again I'm going to pound you with this mask!" The very next pitch hits the very same spot. Tom yells, "two!" Both the batter and catcher yell, "two what?!" Tom says, "too close to call and I'm going back to the little leagues."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/197708156EQUJ5
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2016
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Caster Phreak is in a league of his own youtube.com/watch?v=xT96O…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Comrademig
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2014
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Dad at a minor league hockey game

Dad and I walk into minor hockey league stadium. He sees the Chuck-A-Puck booth, stops me and say "if we move up to the big leagues they'll change the name to Charles-A-Puck".

My brain couldn't decide if I should laugh or just roll my eyes so I did neither and just stared blankly. It did not phase him.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_mastubatorium
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2015
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Dad joked a kid on my son's little league team.

"Wow, that play was pretty tense!"

"You know what else has pretty tents? A campground."

"....... Aaaahhhh. Heehee!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jimrob4
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2014
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At a minor league basketball game with my friend and his dad

The 87'ers were losing to the Springfield Armor. My friend's dad turns to me and says, "I guess you could say they're under-armour."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theflyingbanana
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2013
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My Uncle is a little league coach.

I was celebrating my birthday with family when this exchange occurred between my grandpa and aunt.

My Aunt: "Sorry your uncle couldn't make it to the party. He has a little league game tonight."

Grandpa: "Isn't he a bit old for little league? Hehehe!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SerJamers
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2014
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I’m having trouble organizing a hide-and-seek league.

Good players are hard to find.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ScratPacc
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2020
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I'm having trouble organizing a Hide and Seek League.

Good players are hard to find.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/taddymason22
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2019
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I'm having trouble organizing a Hide And Seek league

Good players are hard to find.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2017
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