A list of puns related to "A Knight's Tale"
Why did the dachshund sit in the shade? >!It was a hot dog.!<
I ran into a lamppost yesterday. >!Luckily, I only sustained light injuries.!<
Why were the middle ages also called the dark ages? >!There were too many knights.!<
Why were police called to a daycare center? >!A 3-year-old was resisting a rest.!<
Why are long fairy tales boring? >!They tend to dragon.!<
Nobody has seen the zamboni driver lately. >!I'm sure he'll resurface eventually.!<
Why did I buy a boat? >!It was for sail.!<
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