You Have the Right to Remain Silent Puns

A list of puns related to "You Have the Right to Remain Silent"

My wife first looked confused then rolled her eyes. I may be ready to be a dad.

My wife was sitting on the couch, handed me her phone, and said, "charge this". I took the phone and said,

"You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law..."

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