X (The X Files) Puns

A list of puns related to "X (The X Files)"

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👤︎ u/Comoper
📅︎ Dec 08 2016
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I dad joked while watching the X-Files last night.

My friend was showing me the xfiles because I have never watched it, and during the first episode this coffin at a funeral slips and rolls down a hill and everyone chases after it.

Me "That funeral went downhill fast..." Her "...you're fucking joking right?"

Edit : Apparently not a funeral... exhuming a body. Wasn't paying attention but the sound of the coffin falling caught my attention.

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👤︎ u/ToTouchAnEmu
📅︎ Jul 16 2014
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Came up with this one while watching The X Files: how did the tiger make it all the way across town without being spotted?

It was easy because tigers are striped. I'm so sorry...

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👤︎ u/fisticuffsmanship
📅︎ Dec 29 2014
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