A customer came up to my register today...

(I apologize in advance for my poor wording, and do hope that y'all enjoy the joke. I did.)

He introduces himself, saying "My name is Crime." I thought I heard him incorrectly, so I just said "oh, cool" as I always do when I don't hear what someone says. As I finish ringing him up, I tell him that his total is blahblahblah it doesn't matter. He then looks at me and says "Crime never pays" before walking towards the exit.

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📅︎ Jul 01 2014
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