Catching up with an old friend

I was on the phone last night with an old friend from high school, and as we are saying our goodbyes after a decently long conversation, I say,

"Hey before you go, did you hear about that guy who got his whole left side cut off?"

Her: "no..? Oh my god what happened?"

Me: "oh, well he's all right now."

Her: groans "You haven't changed." Hangs up

Not sure if it's exactly a dadjoke, but it gets a groan from everyone I tell it to.

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📅︎ Nov 17 2014
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