A list of puns related to "William Tokarsky"
Hey there /r/TooManyCooks! It's your creepy Uncle Bill here! My AmA is up and a runnin'!
http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/36b3zx/i_killed_the_cooks_on_too_many_cooks_your_creepy/
Toby Jones, if you are unaware, played the billionaire serial killer Culverton Smith in Sherlock in series four.
Until I IMDB'd William Tokarsky, I thought he was the same guy as Toby Jones. Which brought me to the following questions.
Who do you think is creepier? Who is the more effective serial killer?
Compare. Contrast. Cook!
#Toronto Maple Leafs (9-5-1) at Buffalo Sabres (6-5-2)
#KeyBank Center
##Watch, Listen and Talk:
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Other-Away | Preview - Boxscore - Recap |
Other-Home | Preview - Boxscore - Recap |
GameCenter | On NHL.com |
###Projected Lineups
Left D | Right D | Left D | Right D | ||
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Rasmus Dahlin | Mark Pysyk | Morgan Rielly | T.J. Brodie | ||
Jacob Bryson | Colin Miller | Jake Muzzin | Justin Holl | ||
Will Butcher | Robert Hagg | Rasmus Sandin | Timothy Liljegren |
Goalies | Goalies | ||
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Aaron Dell | Joseph Woll | ||
Dustin Tokarski | Jack Campbell |
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###Boxscore
Teams | 1st | 2nd | 3rd | Total |
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###Team Stats
Team | Shots | Hits | Blocked | FO Wins | Giveaways | Takeaways | Power Plays |
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26 | 7 | 12 | 63.6% | 10 | 1 | 1/1 | |
27 | 7 | 9 | 36.4% | 3 | 4 | 0/2 |
###Goal Summary
Period | Time | Team | Strength | Description |
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3rd | 19:48 | Even | Morgan Rielly (1) Wrist Shot, assists: Alexander Kerfoot (0) | |
3rd | 11:46 | Even | [Ra |
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2 (3.35) | Toronto Maple Leafs | 2 | 17-7-2 | 1-1-1 | 5 wins. The Leafs will never break 5 wins in a row. On Saturday, their 5 game win streak was broken to the hands of the Wild, a 4-3 shootout loss after being down 3-0 in the second period, it was nice to get a point. This was after a huge 8-3 win over the Avs including a Matthews hat trick. On Sunday, it got scrappy with the Jets. Pionk collided with Rasmus Sandin, who has been incredible in his first full year as a pro, knee-on-knee. Sandin wo |
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Davis's Drug Guide for Nurses, 15th Edition: April Hazard Vallerand & Cynthia A Sanoski & Judith Hopfer Deglin
Pediatric Dentistry: Infancy through Adolescence, 6th Edition: Arthur Nowak & John R. Christensen & Tad R. Mabry & Janice Alisa Townsend & Martha H. Wells
Macroeconomics: Principles, Applications, and Tools, 8th Edition: Arthur O'Sullivan & Steven Sheffrin & Stephen Perez
Crafting & Executing Strategy: The Quest for Competitive Advantage: Concepts and Cases, 20th Edition: Arthur Thompson & Margaret Peteraf & John Gamble & A. Strickland
Kozier & Erb's Fundamentals of Nursing, 10th Edition: Audrey T. Berman & Shirlee Snyder & Geralyn Frandsen
Pickard's Guide to Minimally Invasive Operative Dentistry, 10th Edition: Avit Banerjee & Timothy F. Watson
Retail Management, Global Edition, 13th Edition: Joel R. Evans & Patrali M. Chatterjee & Barry R. Berman
The Pancreas: An Integrated Textbook of Basic Science, Medicine, and Surgery, 3rd Edition: Hans G. Beger & Andrew L. Warshaw & Ralph H. Hruban & Markus W. Buchler & Markus M. Lerch & John P. Neoptolemos & Tooru Shimosegawa & David C. Whitcomb
Principles of Accounting, 12th Edition: Belverd E. Needles & Marian Powers & Susan V. Crosson
Principles of Accounting, 11th Edition: Belverd E. Needles & Marian Powers & Susan V. Crosson
Genetics Essentials: Concepts and Connections, 3rd Edition: Benjamin A. Pierce
Genetics: A Conceptual Approach, 6th Edition: Benjamin A. Pierce
We the People, Essentials 11th Edition: Benjamin Ginsberg & Theodore J. Lowi & Caroline J. Tolbert & Margaret Weir
We the People, Core 11th Edition: Benjamin Ginsberg & Theodore J. Lowi & Caroline J. Tolbert & Margaret Weir
Renewable Energy: Physics, Engineering, Environmental Impacts, Economic
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
The nurse asked the rabbit, βwhat is your blood type?β
βI am probably a type Oβ said the rabbit.
The doctor says it terminal.
Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.
THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB
Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"
I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual
So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes
r/unclejokes for dirty jokes
r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC
r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes
Punchline !
Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub
Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat
Do your worst!
How the hell am I suppose to know when itβs raining in Sweden?
Mathematical puns makes me number
We told her she can lean on us for support. Although, we are going to have to change her driver's license, her height is going down by a foot. I don't want to go too far out on a limb here but it better not be a hack job.
Ants donβt even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.
But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.
They were cooked in Greece.
He lost May
Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.
Said if she ever hosts a gender reveal party, when it comes time to pop the balloon she'll spray everyone with water.
Gender is fluid.
Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"
Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"
Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
It really does, I swear!
But let me give it a shot.
And now Iβm cannelloni
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
Heβs the new temp.
Hey there /r/Adult Swim! It's your creepy Uncle Bill here! My AmA is up and a runnin'!
http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/36b3zx/i_killed_the_cooks_on_too_many_cooks_your_creepy/
#Buffalo Sabres (5-2-1) at San Jose Sharks (5-3-0)
#SAP Center at San Jose
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Listen | BUF - SJS |
Other-Away | Preview - Boxscore - Recap |
Other-Home | Preview - Boxscore - Recap |
GameCenter | On NHL.com |
###Season Series
Date | Away | Home | Time | Network/Result |
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02 Nov 2021 | 07:30PM PDT | ESPN+, HULU | ||
06 Jan 2022 | 07:00PM EST | MSG-B, NBCSCA |
###Projected Lineups
Left D | Right D | Left D | Right D | ||
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Mario Ferraro | Brent Burns | Rasmus Dahlin | Will Butcher | ||
Jaycob Megna | Ryan Merkley | Jacob Bryson | Colin Miller | ||
Santeri Hatakka | Nicolas Meloche | Robert Hagg | Mark Pysyk |
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#Toronto Maple Leafs (9-5-1) at Buffalo Sabres (6-5-2)
#KeyBank Center
##Time
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04:00PM | 05:00PM | 06:00PM | 07:00PM | 08:00PM |
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###Boxscore
Teams | 1st | 2nd | 3rd | Total |
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1 | 2 | 2 | 5 | |
1 | 1 | 2 | 4 |
###Team Stats
Team | Shots | Hits | Blocked | FO Wins | Giveaways | Takeaways | Power Plays |
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26 | 7 | 12 | 63.6% | 10 | 1 | 1/1 | |
27 | 7 | 9 | 36.4% | 3 | 4 | 0/2 |
###Goal Summary
Period | Time | Team | Strength | Description |
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3rd | 19:48 | Even | Morgan Rielly (1) Wrist Shot, assists: Alexander Kerfoot (0) | |
3rd | 11:46 | Even | Rasmus Dahlin (2) Slap Shot, assists: Arttu Ruotsalainen (2), Kyle Okposo (5) | |
3rd | 10:47 | Even | Jeff Skinner (5) Tip-In, assists: Tage Thompson (4) | |
3rd | 09:22 | Power Play | John Tavares (8) Tip-In, assists: Morgan Rielly (9), Mitchell Marner (11) | |
2nd | 17:33 | Even | Tage Thompson (5) Slap Shot, assists: Jeff Skinner (4) | |
2nd | 08:28 | Even | Michael Bunting (4) Slap Shot, assists: Jake Muzzin (4), Jason Spezza (3) | |
2nd | 07:18 | Even | Ondrej Kase (4) Wrist Shot, assists: John Tavares (7), Auston Matthews (6) | |
1st | 14:42 | Even | Jeff Skinner (4) Snap Shot, assists: Colin Miller (7), Kyle Okposo (4) | |
1st | 02:43 | Even | David Kampf (2) Wrist Shot, assists: Alexander Kerfoot (7), Pierre Engvall (3) |
###Penalty Summary
Period | Time | Team | Type | Min | Description |
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3rd | 07:26 | Minor | 2 | Arttu Ruotsalainen Hooking against Alexander Kerfoot | |
1st | 15:27 | [](/r/ |
#Buffalo Sabres (5-2-1) at San Jose Sharks (5-3-0)
#SAP Center at San Jose
##Time
PT | MT | CT | ET | AT |
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07:30PM | 08:30PM | 09:30PM | 10:30PM | 11:30PM |
Time Clock |
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FINAL |
###Boxscore
Teams | 1st | 2nd | 3rd | Total |
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1 | 1 | 1 | 3 | |
2 | 1 | 2 | 5 |
###Team Stats
Team | Shots | Hits | Blocked | FO Wins | Giveaways | Takeaways | Power Plays |
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28 | 19 | 12 | 36.5% | 5 | 7 | 0/2 | |
27 | 24 | 11 | 63.5% | 7 | 9 | 0/1 |
###Goal Summary
Period | Time | Team | Strength | Description |
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3rd | 18:13 | Even | Jeff Skinner (3) Wrist Shot, assists: Tage Thompson (3), Rasmus Asplund (3) | |
3rd | 11:46 | Even | Tomas Hertl (5) Wrist Shot, assists: Rudolfs Balcers (2), Mario Ferraro (2) | |
3rd | 06:02 | Even | Mario Ferraro (1) Slap Shot, assists: Nick Merkley (1), Jasper Weatherby (2) | |
2nd | 13:33 | Even | Drake Caggiula (2) Slap Shot, assists: Vinnie Hinostroza (4), Dylan Cozens (3) | |
2nd | 06:13 | Even | Tomas Hertl (4) Wrist Shot, assists: Rudolfs Balcers (1) | |
1st | 12:49 | Even | Ryan Merkley (1) Snap Shot, assists: Alexander Barabanov (3), Tomas Hertl (2) | |
1st | 08:48 | Even | Jeff Skinner (2) Wrist Shot, assists: Vinnie Hinostroza (3), Robert Hagg (2) | |
1st | 07:25 | Even | Jonathan Dahlen (4) Wrist Shot, assists: William Eklund (4), Brent Burns (5) |
###Penalty Summary
Period | Time | Team | Type | Min | Description |
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3rd | 10:15 | Minor | 2 | Vinnie Hinostroza Roughing against Jasper Weatherby | |
3rd | 10 |
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
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