What would you do if a puma started to chase you?
I’d puma pants! 😂
That’s a real knee slapper!🦵🏻👋🏻
What do you call a billionare that would let you eat anything you want?
What do you call old clothes a pig would wear?
What do you call a business team that would be considered crazy to leave an organization?
What would you do if King Kong comes through your window?
What do you call a teacher that would never break wind in public?
A police recruit was asked during the exam, "What would you do if you had to arrest your own wife?"
He said, "Call for back-up!!"
What do you think would be different if men peed from their balls instead of their penis?
For starters, peanuts wouldn't have been named peanuts
What would you do?
If your legs suddenly became upper body appendages would you find yourself becoming allarmed?
What do you call a woman that would rather stare at her phone than look up at the Northern lights?
If you had a choice of eating your lunch outside or watching the Nickelodeon network, what would you do?
What would you do for a gay bar?
What would you do if your bathroom suite turned up at the front door?
Never let anyone tell you what you can or cannot do.. just look at Beethoven. Everyone told him he would never be a musician because he was deaf.
Do you know what would happen when you throw a Finnish sailor into the ocean?
What would you call a psychologist who doesn't do his taxes?
Wife: What would you do if you were stuck on a remote island?
You: The first step should be use it to turn on the TV island.
Daughter just asked, "Dad, do you know what you would be if you tried to go to the north pole right now?"
An ice pop.
The dad joke is strong with this 8 year old.
What would you do if someone forcibly put a mask on your face?
While my 6 year old daughter was playing with her shirt and put both her arms inside her shirt she asked me, "what would you do if I had no arms?"
I quickly replied "We'd lend you a hand." My girlfriend and I burst out laughing!
A man asked his wife "What would you do if I won the Lottery?"
She replied "I'd take half and leave you."
"Great!", "I won $12, here's $6...Stay in touch......"
Tree: Hey, Boulder, what do you think I should be when I grow up? Boulder: You would make a wonderful bedroom furniture set.
Tree: Yes. Yes I wood. Thanks Boulder, you rock.
Hey, what would you do if I caught the virus?
If you were to ask me if I knew any jokes about sodium, do you know what I would say?
Hey teacher, what would you do if someone came up to you with a huge axe?
I'd answer their important question
A condom manufacturer kept getting criticized because its new gimmicks never did anything for women. So they did what any good company would do and went to the most knowledgeable frog in the world for advice. You know what the frog said?
You know what I would do if I saw a Mountain Lion while hiking?
My wife and I love to go on dates, but we always do what she wants. Today she asked me, ‘If you had to pick any date, what would it be?’
Do you know what would happen if the devil lost all of his hair?
There would be HELL TOUPEE!
Do you know what your grandfather would be saying if he were still alive?
Do you know what your grandfather would be saying if he were still alive?
...
"Let me out of this box!"
Wife: what would you do if a lion was going to attack me and my mother. Who would you save first?
Husband: the lion of course!
Do you ever wonder what would happen if every person in the world all jumped at once?
All I know is the human race would really be going up in the world.
Me: What would you do if I threw this potato at you?
Dad: I'd starch something.
If given a choice of eating a sandwich in the park or watching the Nickelodeon Network all day, what would you do?
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