What will you call it if an immigrant starts arguing with a priest?
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︎ Apr 16 2021
What's green, has 4 legs, and could kill you if it fell out of a tree?
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︎ Dec 20 2020
What are you called if you are shopping at an Apple store when itβs robbed?
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︎ Dec 21 2020
If you take apple, and mix it with pinecone, what does it become?
Probably a lot less tasty.
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︎ Feb 22 2021
What do you call it if you die from eating too many chickpeas?
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︎ Dec 19 2020
Eight days in and this year looks like it might be as bad as last year. Possibly even worse. If it does turn out worse, well, you know what they say...
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︎ Jan 09 2021
What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?
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︎ Sep 30 2020
Whatβs yellow and kills you if you get it in the eyes?
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︎ Oct 10 2020
What do you call a pasta that's not too bad but could be better if it was cooked a little longer?
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︎ Nov 18 2020
Do you know what it means if you have a headache?
It means you have a head.
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︎ Nov 05 2020
If you want to know what it's like to be a suicide bomber?
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︎ Jul 15 2020
What time is it if you're at the dentist?
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︎ Sep 16 2020
Itβs okay if you have no idea what βprefixβ means.
Itβs not the end of the word.
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︎ Feb 06 2020
If you give an eevee money what does it evolve into?
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︎ Nov 28 2018
What should you use to fix your mask if it breaks?
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︎ Jul 12 2020
If you boil a funny bone what does it become?
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︎ Feb 24 2020
What would you call your knee if it engages in a rap battle? Disney
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︎ Apr 26 2020
Trying to fall asleep a few nights ago, I asked my wife, "If you could have any animal as a pet, what would it be?"
She said, "Cats. They check all my boxes." We let that sink in before we both started laughing.
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︎ Mar 28 2020
If you dunk a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?
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︎ May 20 2020
It doesn't matter if you're black, white, old, young, tall, short or even if you're from another country. It's what's INSIDE that counts!
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︎ Apr 30 2020
If you felt a mouse, what sort of mouse would it be?
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︎ May 12 2020
You know what they say, if you've seen one big building with plenty of stores in it-
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︎ Nov 20 2019
Do you know what they call a tesla if it gets stolen?
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︎ Jan 28 2020
What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef. If the cow has no legs, then itβs ground beef.
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︎ Oct 14 2019
What to you call anime if its really confusing?
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︎ Mar 04 2019
What if you hit your alarm clock one morning and it hits you back?
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︎ Jun 01 2019
If you ever wonder what its like to work at a power station
All that I can say is that the atmosphere is absolutely electrifying.
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︎ Oct 11 2019
What is big, green and if it fell out of a tree would kill you?
π︎ 6
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︎ Jan 26 2021
Whats green and fuzzy and would kill you if it jumped on you from a tree?
π︎ 13
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︎ Feb 18 2021
What's green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree
π︎ 17
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︎ Dec 22 2020
What's green and fuzzy and if it falls out of a tree on you, it will kill you?
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︎ Sep 22 2020
What's green, fuzzy, has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you?
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︎ Nov 17 2020
Whats green has 6 legs and if it fell out of a tree on top of you it would kill you.
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︎ Oct 06 2020
Whatβs big, green, fuzzy, has four legs, and will kill you if it falls on you out of a tree?
π︎ 135
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︎ Jul 22 2020
Whatβs big, white, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you?
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︎ Sep 04 2020
Whatβs green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell out of a tree on to your head?
π︎ 21
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︎ Sep 04 2020
Whatβs green and fuzzy and will kill you if it fell out of a tree
π︎ 53
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︎ May 28 2020
What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it fell out of a tree ?
π︎ 17
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︎ Jun 18 2020
What is green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell out of a tree?
π︎ 51
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︎ Mar 28 2020
It is okay if you donβt know what βprefixβ means.
Itβs not the end of the word.
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︎ Jul 14 2019
Whatβs green and fuzzy and if it falls out of a tree could kill you?
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︎ Jan 19 2019
What is green and fuzzy and if it falls out of a tree will kill you?
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︎ Jul 13 2019
What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?
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︎ Oct 22 2019
What's green and fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you?
π︎ 10
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︎ Oct 27 2019
What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?
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︎ Oct 20 2019
What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef. If the cow has no legs, then itβs ground beef.
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︎ Oct 23 2019
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