pawndering
Snap crackle pop
USB
Sue
The iPhone 6 and its big brother the plus has just been launched and already websites are crawling with the next iphone slated to launch in sep-oct of 2015 and experts are wondering if the new iPhone under Tim Cook's management will flop or be a....6 s?
Does that mean I've lost my 2020 vision?
Your neighbours are silent. Dead silent.
Cat 1
Cat 2
Cat 3
Cat 4
What comes next?
Ethernet
The other guys say the he is a plane crash investigator.
"Rex marks the spot!"
Gen-A
A pressing concern.
He was checking his balance
Thank you for your cervix
He's a real nosetradamus
I've waited 2 weeks and it's still water.
Delayed Grootification.
And this guy started throwing dough, tomato sauce and shredded cheese at me!
So, I said, "Hey, you wanna pizza me???"
Shinglehandedly
It’s really bad.
Let's compile the greatest, most eye rolling, groan inducing list of xmas themes dad jokes so we can all make our relatives not invite us next year!
I'll start;
Why can't Santa stop delivering presents? There's a Claus in his contract
What's Santa's favourite metal band? Sleigher
The first order of business is asking everyone to ease off the "I was going to tell a ____ joke, but..." format for a while. Too many are reporting those as reposts. I like them, but there is the "comedic rule of 3," so maybe we can lay off telling them for a while. That goes for various permutations of this setup as well. So let's try not to wear others' punderwear.
Next, we have an issue with too many reporting things that are not in violation of either our rules or site-wide rules, and falsely accusing power users and karma-getters of being spambots. Our overall policy is not to remove high-karma posts unless they are actual commercial spam or are told at the expense of marginalized groups (per Reddit's sitewide rule #1). Please do not use the Report button as a "super downvote."
Then, there probably needs to be a reminder to try avoiding the "one-joke" style of puns. I like them, but Reddit doesn't like them (sitewide rule #1) and they are outside our rules too (rule #7). I wish we could host those here as I find them funny, and I don't appreciate folks who are overly thin-skinned. The Reddit admins seem to have a zero-tolerance stance against such jokes/puns, even if there are no hateful motives underneath.
And of course, I want to remind the users here that they are just awesome! Without you, this sub would not be what it is.
If others want to make puns about this below, feel free! And as always, have fun!
Nay, Bore!!
If you ask one how its doing, it will respond "I'M WHALE"
Hay Neighbor!
A Neighbour
But, sadly, none of them work
Curberus.
It was pretty intense.
I wouldn't call it Uplifting, but it was descent.
We always finish each other’s sin tenses.
He could have just downloaded it for free on the app store.
Cysters
An Edgar Alan Doe
Not sure if this is mine or I read it somewhere, it is in my notes of when I wanted to 'Become a Comedian'. Either way, found it amusing.
A Neighbour
