So two wind turbines are standing in a field when one asks the other β€˜what kind of music do you like?’

The second replies β€˜I’m a big metal fan’

Courtesy of my 10 year old!

πŸ‘︎ 19
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/themeatspin
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2021
🚨︎ report
What do you call a teacher that would never break wind in public?

A private tutor

πŸ‘︎ 26
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Texgymratdad
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2021
🚨︎ report
I’m currently writing a book about wind, hurricanes and tornados..

It’s only a draft at the minute.

πŸ‘︎ 49
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/justbeatitTTD
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2021
🚨︎ report
I made a pun about the wind.

I kinda blows

πŸ‘︎ 6
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Xenonthewizlard
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2021
🚨︎ report
What colour is the wind

Blew

πŸ‘︎ 34
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/joeytherealking
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2021
🚨︎ report
What kind of music do wind turbines like? imgur.com/TJUIW3h
πŸ‘︎ 71
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/KipsBay2181
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2020
🚨︎ report
What do you call a bird with trapped wind?

A canairy.

πŸ‘︎ 7
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/incredibleinkpen
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2021
🚨︎ report
It's really hard to sail without much wind

Even though everyone says it's a breeze.

πŸ‘︎ 8
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/smithsea2
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2021
🚨︎ report
I wanted to share my joke about the wind....

.....but it's only a draft.

πŸ‘︎ 16
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2020
🚨︎ report
I hate the wind so much

It really blows

πŸ‘︎ 28
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/tristpa2
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2021
🚨︎ report
I asked the Doctor β€˜have you got anything for excessive wind?’

He gave me a kite

πŸ‘︎ 7
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/DrunkOnOrange
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2021
🚨︎ report
I was replaying Wind Waker recently after having binged BNHA, and the idea popped into my head.
πŸ‘︎ 6
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/awesomecat42
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2020
🚨︎ report
I don't seem to have the enthusiasm to break wind like I used to

In fact, the last few were very half-farted

πŸ‘︎ 10
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/xAnxietyPrimex
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2021
🚨︎ report
I don’t know what I did to the wind to piss it off

It always seems to be against me lately

πŸ‘︎ 7
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2020
🚨︎ report
What do you call iron in the wind?

Febreeze.

πŸ‘︎ 8
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/menscheese
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2020
🚨︎ report
My friend said the the wind was really cold and painful...

I said "hey wind, chill..."

πŸ‘︎ 2
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/trapdagangz
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2020
🚨︎ report
Ever heard of wind energy?

I'm a big fan

πŸ‘︎ 3
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/dupini97
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2020
🚨︎ report
How did the wind mill introduce itself to the farmer?

Hi, I am a big fan.

πŸ‘︎ 6
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Lead_the_leader
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2020
🚨︎ report
I went up to a wind turbine. I asked it if it enjoyed music.

It said yeah. I’m a big metal fan.

πŸ‘︎ 11
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2020
🚨︎ report
I asked a wind turbine whether it liked "Blowin' in the Wind"

"Of course," it said, "I'm a big fan!"

πŸ‘︎ 5
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/BidetTheorist
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2020
🚨︎ report
My favorite summertime allergy song is Blowin' in the Wind...

by Peter Pollen Mary.

πŸ‘︎ 10
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/andersonfmly
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2020
🚨︎ report
How did the gingerbread man wind up with one leg?

He lost the other in Nom.

πŸ‘︎ 381
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/MelkorHimself
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2019
🚨︎ report
Wind

Nature’s biggest fan

πŸ‘︎ 42
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/thechiefheath
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2020
🚨︎ report
I recently purchased a set of wind chimes.

So far it’s a pretty sound investment.

πŸ‘︎ 10
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/superpie5
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2020
🚨︎ report
My friend was very irritated because his fishing pole broke and he had to wind up the fishing line manually.

He was being a reel crank.

πŸ‘︎ 15
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2020
🚨︎ report
What’s the difference between Albert Einstein and a guy that breaks wind inside a lift?

Einstein is a smart fella and the guy is.........

a fart smella.

πŸ‘︎ 3
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/thisispeculiar
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2020
🚨︎ report
Wind carried the sound of two people mocking each other to my ears.

I was in diss-gust.

πŸ‘︎ 2
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2020
🚨︎ report
Two wind turbines are standing in a wind farm..one turns to the other and says β€œwhat’s your favorite kind of music?”

He replied β€œI’m a big metal fan!”

πŸ‘︎ 98
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/maniamadd
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2021
🚨︎ report
these two wind turbines were standing in the field talking. one says to the other, "what kind of music do you like?" the reply...

"I'm a big metal fan"

πŸ‘︎ 17
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/niftyww
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2021
🚨︎ report
What color is the wind??

Blew!

πŸ‘︎ 15k
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/ab1113
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2020
🚨︎ report
What is the colour of wind?

Blew.

πŸ‘︎ 9
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2021
🚨︎ report
Two wind turbines are standing in a field and one asks the other β€˜what kind of music do you like?’

The other replies β€˜Well, I’m a big metal fan.’

πŸ‘︎ 12
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/KBilly4-21
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2021
🚨︎ report
What's the color of the wind?

Blew

πŸ‘︎ 14
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/chihiro_yoru
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2021
🚨︎ report
Two wind turbines stood in a field one wind turbine asks the other wind turbine "What type of music do you like?" The other wind turbine replies..

"I'm a huge metal fan"

πŸ‘︎ 12
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2020
🚨︎ report
What's the color of the wind?

Blew.

πŸ‘︎ 12
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/el-duce
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2020
🚨︎ report
One wind turbine asks the other one β€œwhat kind of music do you like?”

The other one says β€œI’m a heavy metal fan.”

πŸ‘︎ 35
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/lunarwizard24
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2020
🚨︎ report
What color is the wind?

Blew

πŸ‘︎ 25
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/sillusober
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2020
🚨︎ report
What color is the wind?

Blew

πŸ‘︎ 39
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Oakenshield-
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2020
🚨︎ report
What color is the wind?

Blew.

πŸ‘︎ 30
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/lil-_-nuggs
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2020
🚨︎ report
What color is the wind?

Blew

πŸ‘︎ 29
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/SpicyMozzarella
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2020
🚨︎ report
What color is the wind?

Blew

πŸ‘︎ 9
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/nabeel_27
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2020
🚨︎ report
Two windmills are standing in a wind farm

One asks "What's you favorite type of music ?" The other says "I'm a big metal fan"

πŸ‘︎ 16
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2020
🚨︎ report
What kind of music do wind turbines like?

They are huge metal fans.

πŸ‘︎ 21
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/expired_lemonade
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2020
🚨︎ report

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.