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8041. Business Analysis and Valuation: Using Financial Statements, Text and Cases, 5th Edition: Krishna G. Palepu & Paul M. Healy

8042. 5 Steps to a 5: 500 AP Calculus AB/BC Questions to Know by Test Day, 3rd Edition: Anaxos

8043. Mechanics of Materials, 5th Edition, Solution Manual: Dean Updike

8044. Human Resource Management, 9th Edition: Raymond J. Stone

8045. A Brief Introduction to Criminal Law, 2nd Edition: Philip Carlan & Lisa S. Nored & Ragan A. Downey

8046. A Consumer's Dictionary of Cosmetic Ingredients, 7th Edition: Ruth Winter

8047. A Guide To Evidence-Based Group Work, 1st Edition: Mark J. Macgowan

8048. A Short Guide to Writing about Literature, 12th Edition: Sylvan Barnet & William E. Cain

8049. Accounting for Managers: Interpreting Accounting Information for Decision Making, 5th Edition: Paul M. Collier

8050. Accounting Information Systems, 2nd Edition: Vernon Richardson

8051. Adobe After Effects Classroom in a Book (2020 release), 1st Edition: Lisa Fridsma & Brie Gyncild

8052. Advertising and Promotion, 4th Edition: Chris Hackley & Rungpaka Amy Hackley

8053. American Government: Enduring Principles and Critical Choices, 4th Edition: Marc Landy

8054. American Government: Stories of a Nation: For the AP® Course, 1st Edition: Scott Abernathy & Karen Waples

8055. American Pageant, Volume 2, 16th Edition: David M. Kennedy & Lizabeth Cohen

8056. 21st Century Astronomy: Stars and Galaxies, 6th Edition: Laura Kay & Stacy Palen & George Blumenthal

8057. An Introduction to Franchising, 2012th Edition: Robert Webber

8058. Anatomy: An Essential Textbook, 2nd Edition: Anne M Gilroy

8059. Andreoli and Carpenter's Cecil Essentials of Medicine, 9th Edition: Ivor Benjamin & Robert C. Griggs & J. Gregory Fitz & Edward J Wing

8060. AP U.S. Government & Politics Prep Plus 2019-2020: Kaplan Test Prep

8061. Applied Social Psychology: A Global Perspective: V.K. Kool & Rita Agraw

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.

THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB

Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"

I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual

So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes

r/unclejokes for dirty jokes

r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC

r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes

Punchline !

Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub

Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat

The doctor says it terminal.

Do your worst!

How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?

Mathematical puns makes me number

Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.

But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.

We told her she can lean on us for support. Although, we are going to have to change her driver's license, her height is going down by a foot. I don't want to go too far out on a limb here but it better not be a hack job.

They were cooked in Greece.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

He lost May

Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.

Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"

Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

And now I’m cannelloni

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

But that’s comparing apples to oranges

And boy are my arms legs.

Put it on my bill

Heard they've been doing some shady business.

but then I remembered it was ground this morning.

Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale

Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments

They’re on standbi

BamBOO!

A play on words.

Calcium, nickel, neon

My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.

Pilot on me!!

Christopher Walken

The bartender says, "Sorry, no minors”

Nothing, he was gladiator.

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

Or would that be too forward thinking?

At work, I have a workstation.

edit: cheers u/cheer_up_richard