Vanessa Simmons Puns

We had one three years ago so here's an updated list of what every past contestant is doing now! I'll be updating this as time goes on, so let me know if you hear of any updates regarding anybody.

Not included - Under the Gunn and international All Stars.

Everybody from S16-present is still designing, so I'll include a list of links to their work in a reply.

Italics = activities unknown, but assumed to be no longer in the fashion industry.

Jay McCarroll - teacher. What might have been...

Kara Saun - very successful costume designer including Disney's 'Descendents'.

Wendy Pepper - deceased

Austin Scarlett - achieved success after the show, but has since retired.

Robert Plotkin - active on Instagram but only shares family photos. Was a businessman at one point.

Kevin Johnn - still designing

Alexandra Vidal - still designing some really lovely pieces.

Nora Caliguri - creative director of a label which designs clothes for Costco and Target, having previously been creative director for Kendall and Kylie Jenner's line.

Vanessa Riley - children's entertainer and still lists herself as a designer in her social media bios.

Starr Ilzhoefer - inactive. Returned to working in real estate and was involved in a mortgage fraud scam on 2018.

Mario Cadenas - still designing his own line.

Daniel Franco - owns a film production company and apparently also a private chapel (!), but who the fuck knows with Daniel. I feel like he's either living an absolutely blessed life none of us can comprehend, or he's in prison.

Chloe Dao - still designing her own line.

Daniel Vosovic - still designing and runs a one-stop-shop business called The Kit.

Santino - Santino

Kara Janx - still designing, and runs a strange website with everything from fashion to badly-written gardening listicles and life hacks for parents.

Nick Verreos - still teaching and has a successful Youtube channel offering advice to new designers. Also a consulting producer for the show.

Andrae Gonzalo - CEO of Red Lobster

Zulema Griffin - production and costume designer

Emmett Mccarthy - business consultant for the label he founded after the show

Diana Eng - d

Before I get started, I just want to say that Security Breach is an absolutely amazing game by itself. Sure it has some bugs that may ruin or enhance the experience but overall it's a solid step towards the future of fnaf. However I want to talk about Vanny, the one character that has so much potential but was ultimately thrown to the side as a mere side antagonist.

(Also beware, this is quite a long post)

The Trailers

As many of you know, many of the original content teased in the past trailers had been scrapped/unused for whatever reason. Looking back at the trailers show a completely different game, a game about a boy hiding for his life while being hunted by a serial killer, attempting to lure him out, all while being trapped in a giant empty entertainment center. Vanny's dialogue in these trailers referred to several things that we never saw happen such as, "I may have lost my temper earlier, but it was just a glitch. It won't happen again." Alluding to some kind of encounter with her, maybe potentially an encounter with vanessa turning into vanny and attacking Gregory. This is of course no where to be seen in the game.

But why? Maybe censorship? Change in story? Whatever it may be, something had changed along development and turned a once potentially startling and disturbing story of watching one of the only people in the pizzaplex turn into a monster, into a story of... a fetch quest? Any context of vanny and vanessa had been removed and the story never explains anything in-game. Did they change mid-development to aim for a more kid friendly approach? Or did they decide the gameplay was too story oriented and wanted to focus more on fetch quests and graphics.

Voices

Along the 2 and a half years of development we had been getting voice listings on Scott's Voices .com page. Many featured returning voice actors such as Joe Gaudet, Mathew Curtis, even Tim Simmons and many more. All of these voices had been given names that described similar characters in SB. Some we know were probably used for Fury's Rage but many supposedly for Security Breach. Overall there had been 19 voice actors hired and paid for by Scott, seemingly for roles in Security Breach, and yet almost all of them, including Vanny's ORIGINAL voice actor, the one who voiced her in Help Wanted's dlc and in all the trailers, had been replaced or removed entirely. Everything we had speculated on for the past few years had been for nothing, unless these are for a seperate p

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

This is every contestant that every judge got wrong from Seasons 1-6. Also goes for guest judges. Spoiler mark just in case.

Season 1:

Hippo

Real Identity: Antonio Brown

Robin's Guess: Odell Beckham Jr.

Jenny's Guess: Deion Sanders

Ken's Guess: Deion Sanders

Nicole's Guess: Allen Iverson

Pineapple

Real Identity: Tommy Chong

Robin's Guess: Sugar Ray Leonard

Jenny's Guess: Cheech Marin

Ken's Guess: Jimmy Buffett

Nicole's Guess: Kid Rock

Poodle

Real Identity: Margaret Cho

Robin's Guess: Judge Judy Sheindlin

Jenny's Guess: Kathy Lee

Ken's Guess: Melissa Rivers

Joel's Guess: Jillian Michaels

Nicole's Guess: Jillian Michaels

Lion

Real Identity: Rumer Willis

Robin's Guess: Michelle Williams

Jenny's Guess: Kelly Rowland

Kenan's Guess: Kelly Rowland

Ken's Guess: Dawn Robinson

Nicole's Guess: Hailee Steinfeld

Monster

Real Identity: T-Pain

Robin's Guess: Jamie Foxx

Jenny's Guess: Michael Vick

Ken's Guess: Darius Rucker

Nicole's Guess: CeeLo Green

Kenan's Guess: Tyrese Gibson

Season 2

Ice Cream

Real Identity: Tyler "Ninja" Blevins

Robin's Guess: deadmau5

Jenny's Guess: Rob Dyrdek

Ken's Guess: PewDiePie

Nicole's Guess: Marshmello

Panda

Real Identity: Laila Ali

Robin's Guess: Loni Love

Jenny's Guess: Wanda Sykes

Ken's Guess: Queen Latifah

Nicole's Guess: Venus Williams

Eagle

Real Identity: Dr. Drew Pinsky

Robin's Guess: Howard Stern

Jenny's Guess: Adam Carolla

Ken's Guess: Craig Ferguson

Nicole's Guess: Jeff Foxworthy

Penguin

Real Identity: Sherri Shepherd

Robin's Guess: Mindy Kaling

Jenny's Guess: Nicole Byer

Ken's Guess: Wanda Sykes

Nicole's Guess: Star Jones

Ladybug

Real Identity: Kelly Osbourne

Robin's Guess: Lindsay Lohan

Jenny's Guess: Paris Jackson

Triumph's Guess: Lindsay Lohan

Ken's Guess: Lindsay Lohan

Nicole's Guess: Jamie Lynn Spears

Rottweiler

Real Identity: Chris Daughtry

Robin's Guess: Darren Criss

Jenny's Guess: Jason Mraz

Ken's Guess: Dave Franco

Nicole's Guess: Darren Criss

Season 3:

Robot

Real Identity: Lil Wayne

Robin's Guess: Shaun White

Jenny's Guess: Johnny Knoxville

Ken's Guess: Flava Flav

Jamie's Guess: Steve-O

Nicole's Guess: Floyd Mayweather

Llama

Real Identity: Drew Carey

Robin's Guess: Adam Carolla

Jenny's Guess: Kelsey Grammer

Ken's Guess: Joel McHale

Jason's Guess: Johnny Knoxville

Nicole's Guess: Woody Harrelson

Elephant

Real Identity: Tony Hawk

Robin's Guess: Travis Pastrana

Jenny's Guess: Lance Armstrong

Ken's Guess: Beto O'Rourke

Nicole's Guess

Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.

THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB

Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"

I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual

So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes

r/unclejokes for dirty jokes

r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC

r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes

Punchline !

Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub

Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat

Do your worst!

Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.

But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.

I will name some well known HAPAS:

1. Keanu Reeves (Dad is half Hawaiian half Chinese, mom is white American)
2. Dave Bautista (Dad is Filipino, mom is white American)
3. Olivia Rodrigo (Dad is Filipino, mom is white American)
4. Vanessa Hudgens (Mom is Filipino, Dad is half Native American half Irish American)
5. Hailee Steinfeld (Mom is Half Filipino, half African American. Dad is white American)
6. Peyton Elizabeth Lee (Dad is Chinese, mom is white American)
7. Ross Butler (Mom is Chinese-Malaysian, dad is English-Dutch)
8. Henry Golding (Mom is Malaysian, dad is British)
9. Tiger Woods (Mom is Thai, Dad is half African American, half Chinese)
10. Shannon Elizabeth (Dad is half Lebanese half Chinese, mom is half Irish half German)
11. Kimora Lee Simmons (Mom is Korean, dad is African American)
12. Kristin Kreuk (Mom is Half Indonesian half Chinese, Dad is Dutch American)
13. Phoebe Cates (Mom is half Filipino half Jewish, Dad is Russian Jewish)
14. Bruno Mars (Mom is Filipino, Dad is Puerto Rican)
15. Rob Schneider (Mom is Filipino, Dad is Jewish)
16. Cassie Ventura (Dad is Filipino, mom is Half African American half Mexican)
17. Norah Jones (Dad is Indian, mom is white American)
18. Mark Paul-Gosselar (Mom is Half Indonesian half Dutch, Dad is Jewish Dutch)
19. Jennifer Tilly (Dad is Half Chinese, Half White American, mom is Finnish)
20. DJ Steve Aoki and his sister model Devon Aoki (Dad is Japanese, mom is half German half English)
21. Apl.De.Ap (Mom is Filipino, Dad is African American)
22. Jordan Clarkson (Mom is Filipino, Dad is African American)
23. VP Kamala Harris (Mom is Indian, Dad is half Jamaican, half African American)

WHO ELSE?????

How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?

They were cooked in Greece.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"

Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

And now I’m cannelloni

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

But that’s comparing apples to oranges

And boy are my arms legs.

Heard they've been doing some shady business.

Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.

but then I remembered it was ground this morning.

Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale

Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments

They’re on standbi