True False Puns

A list of puns related to "True False"

I’m not sure if it’s true or false that he is the Prime Minister of Canada, but that his name is Justin

is Trudeau

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👤︎ u/DutchBlob
📅︎ Jan 09 2021
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Teacher: “True or False? The Declaration of Independence was written in Philadelphia.”

Student: “False. It was written in ink.”

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👤︎ u/RobRoy333
📅︎ Jul 04 2019
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My kid came home in tears after one too many True/False tests...

something needs to be done about boolean in schools

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👤︎ u/errsta
📅︎ Jul 21 2019
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I told my 3yr old daughter "I'm tired."

"Oh. I thought you were daddy!"

I've never been so proud.

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👤︎ u/ZoooX
📅︎ Jul 12 2019
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All objects

Have their own methods of doing things.

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👤︎ u/chasewhatmatters
📅︎ Oct 23 2012
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My dad and my uncle

Uncle: "Don't make any false move" while making a gun motion with his hand Dad: "true. True. True. True" with every motion he made

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👤︎ u/The_Only_Abe
📅︎ Jan 03 2014
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Programming Dad Joke

!False

It's funny 'cause it's true.

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👤︎ u/CuddlyLiveWires
📅︎ Oct 25 2013
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