Why is Dark spelled with a βKβ and not a βCβ?
Because you canβt βCβ in the dark
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︎ Apr 22 2021
Did you hear about the magic tractor?
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︎ Apr 28 2021
My wife took off with a tractor salesman.
Left me with a John Deere Letter.
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︎ Mar 22 2021
Did you hear about the magic tractor?
It drove 2 miles down the road and turned into a field.
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︎ Apr 25 2021
Every morning, my neighbour gets on his tractor and starts yelling βThe end is near!β
I hate living next to Farmer Geddon.
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︎ Apr 09 2021
why was the cow pissed with the tractor in a race ?
cause it was mooving faster than it
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︎ Apr 19 2021
A chemist froze himself at -273.15Β°C. Everyone said he was crazy
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︎ Mar 09 2021
My GF dressed up as a police woman and told me I was under arrest under the suspicion that I was good in bed c
After 3 mins all charges were dropped due to lack of evidence
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︎ Apr 10 2021
What did the tractor tire say to the bicycle tire?
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︎ Feb 16 2021
What did the farmer say when he found out that his tractor was missing?
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︎ Feb 07 2021
Did you hear about the party held for devices used to weigh tractor trailers' loads?
It was a large scale celebration.
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︎ Feb 09 2021
In honor of Motherβs Day, Iβd just like to say,
βthank you for your cervix.β
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︎ May 09 2021
Some guy on a tractor keeps driving past my house shouting, βTHE END IS NIGH!!! THE END IS NIGH!!!β
It might be farmer Geddon.
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︎ Oct 23 2020
Whatβs with all the talk about horny bugs in Washington D.C.?
I keep hearing about the capital insect erection.
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︎ Jan 19 2021
A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y,Z
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︎ Dec 25 2020
What did the farmer say when all of his haystacks were stolen?
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︎ Apr 22 2021
Thatβs a moray
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︎ Apr 21 2021
Did you hear about the chemist at -273.15 degree C?
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︎ Apr 20 2021
Pandoraβs box wasnβt actually a box.
In fact, all the trouble started because it was ajar.
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︎ May 09 2021
How do you get a farm girl to like you?
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︎ Feb 26 2021
My wife called me at work and said βitβs time, the baby is comingβ
I said thatβs impossible, Labor Day is in September!
(New dad of a 3 week old, trying to step into my new role)
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︎ May 01 2021
Whatβs the difference between in-laws & out-laws?
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︎ Apr 28 2021
I used to like tractors...
Now I'm an extractor fan.
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︎ Jan 03 2021
G β A β B β C β D β E β G β F#
Damn!
I just majorly fucked up.
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︎ Apr 22 2021
Whatβs the difference between a cat and a comma?
A cat has claws at the end of its paws, and a commaβs a pause at the end of a clause.
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︎ May 06 2021
I told my daughter, βGo to bed, the cows are sleeping in the field.β Puzzled, she asked, βWhatβs that got to do with anything?β I chuckled, "Well, that means..."
"Itβs pasture bedtime!β
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︎ Mar 26 2021
A little Christmas song. A B C D E F G H I J K M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L...
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︎ Dec 02 2020
So, if you put Arlington County in Virginia together with Washington, D.C.,
Could that area be called AC/DC?
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︎ Apr 27 2021
My dad wanted to post something on Reddit and I told him thereβs specific subs he would want to post on and certain ways to post
And he responded βoh so thereβs reddiquette to it thenβ
(Also heβs on Reddit now so if he sees this then hi dad)
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︎ May 04 2021
Why is doctor spelled with a C and not a K?
No reason to see one if it's ok.
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︎ Apr 22 2021
I hate going to M.C.Hammers house...
He won't let me touch anything.
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︎ May 05 2021
English for foreigners... When do S and C sound the same?
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︎ Nov 30 2020
Whatβs the difference between Taxes and Texas?
Taxes can keep your electrical grid operational.
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︎ Mar 03 2021
I have a pun for you guys, itβs a one liner
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︎ May 13 2021
My daughter told me nothing rhymes with orange. I told her sheβs wrong.
Nothing and orange have completely different ending sounds.
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︎ Apr 17 2021
How do you get a farmer's daughter?
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︎ Apr 26 2021
My friend and I were having a conversation on a hot summer day but when the A/C brokeβ¦
our conversation turned into a heated conversation
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︎ May 01 2021
Whatβs the worst thing about having a job at the unemployment office?
If you get fired, you still have to show up the next day.
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︎ Mar 31 2021
Heβs wright!
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︎ Mar 16 2021
A magic tractor drove down the road ...
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︎ Feb 17 2021
A magic tractor drives down the road...
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︎ Mar 10 2021
Did you hear the story about the magical tractor?
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︎ Jan 05 2021
Did you hear about the magic tractor
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︎ Nov 11 2020
Have you heard the one about the magic tractor?
It went down the road and turned into a field.
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︎ Nov 12 2020
What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor?
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︎ Sep 19 2020
Why is dark written with a K not a C?
Because you can't C in the dark
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︎ Nov 25 2020
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