my son introduced me to dark humor the other day, i don't know why they call it "dark humor"
because they lighten me up
I don't know if it's coincidence, but both my kids absolutely love surprise eggs. They're obsessed with them!
And neither of them were planned!
The people on r/specialzedtools don't know a good pun when they see one
They say the next big innovation in air travel is completely transparent planes, but I don’t know...
I can’t see it taking off.
I don't think Jeremy Clarkson or Richard Hammond know what they're doing...
But James May
Kids these days with ADHD don’t know how good they have it.
Back in my day we had to watch our AD in 480i
Did you know they don’t have any ducks in Portugal.
Only Portu-geese.
If you're pretending to be Swedish don't use the name "Splenda". They'll know you are an artificial Sweden-er
Somebody in the world is the most oblivious person alive, and they don’t even know it.
https://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ad9ad6/somebody_in_the_world_is_the_most_oblivious/
I don't know why they call them speed humps...
If anything, they slow you down.
"I don't know why people don't wear these anymore. They are so convenient and stylish. Everything you need-right there in front of you"
Pandas are already so cute and loveable. I don't know why they behave so ridiculously as well.
I think they're just pandaring to their audiences
You know, why don't they enlist babies in the military?
I mean, there's a reason they called it the INFANTry.
Friend: "They don't know if it's arson yet."
Me: "it's probably ardaughter"
You know what they say: Two wrongs don't make a right...
...but two Wrights make an airplane.
Me: Every time I drive by cows I always honk to see if they will turn and look. Dad: You want to know why they don't respond? Me: why? Dad: Because their horns don't work.
If you're pretending to be Swedish don't use the name "Splenda". They'll know you are an artificial Sweden-er.
