The easiest way to get in touch with inner self...
is to buy one ply toilet paper
Since I moved to a plant based diet I lost touch with the fun guys.
Mushroom is not a plant
I saw a sign that said 'do not touch', however there was something weird about the sign....
I couldn't put my finger on it....
The guy who created the sign "Caution Do Not Touch" in braille,
is an evil genius.
My daughter had to stick her hand in a sack to try to guess the type of material by touch...
It was felt.
A genie granted me one wish. I wanted to be rich, but didn't want to deal with the IRS and decided I wanted wealth as I needed it. So I wished for the touch of Midas.
After that, everything I touched turned into a muffler.
So if I set up touch ID on my phone for the same finger on both hands
Does that make it ambitextrous?
"Don't touch" has to be one of the most terrifying things to read in Braille
“Don’t touch the blackberry cobbler in the kitchen!”
But that little man continued to make his little stupid berry shoes.
My daughter absolutely cannot stand it when her toes touch the top of her shoes!!
She is very clostra-toe-bic.
If you are cold, DONT TOUCH MY THERMOSTAT! Just move your bed to the corner of your room where its 90 degrees.
I love the way old and out-of-touch people try to sound cool when they use slang they don't understand.
I call it their "artifical hip".
I needed a lawyer, so a friend referred me to his legal counsel. But I'm having a really hard time getting in touch with the guy.
A. Goodman is hard to find.
Why couldn't the opera singer touch his toes?
Feet are low...
What I love about Bob Ross, is that he always has a happy touch on the entire landscape of the art of painting
I got in touch with my inner self the other day
I'm never buying cheap toilet paper again.
To the tired window manufacturer who let me touch your finished product...
I feel your pane.
Look, Simba. Everything the little fluffy bits touch is our kingdom.
So if I set up touch ID on my phone for the same finger on both hands
Does it make it ambitextrous?
