A list of puns related to "The Toast"
When I asked the keeper why, he said, "It was bread in captivity!"
because it was just warm bread.
Venkman says, "Nah, I'm not a big marshmallow guy."
Unfortunately, it can only be bought in a bay kery.
My friend: so itβs bread in captivity?
Me: crying no it landed on the sidewalk.
"Add some jam on it," he continued
(Smh this wasn't appreciated enough at r/jokes)
He's such an Eggo-maniac
"Cook it again"
I guess you could say I'm black toast intolerant.
Me: Oops. Sorry. * raising glass* VIVE LA FRANCE!
Itβs breadtime.
I asked the keeper, βHow did that toast get into the cage?β
She replied, βIt was bread in captivity."
Antonym toast crunch
My friend: Well you've always been a crumby person.
"Let me give you some advice for your new marriage. First, decide who will do the dishes. Because if you don't, your marriage will result in many dish-appointments."
That it's bread in captivity.
Sorry.
He told me it was bread in captivity.
I asked the keeper, 'How did that toast get into the cage?'
'It was bread in captivity' she replied.
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