Guy walks into a tailor shop to pick up his suit. The tailor hands him a jacket and pair of pants. The guy says β€œBut I had a 3-piece suit.”

Tailor says β€œThe vest is yet to come.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cristarain
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2019
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June 18/2019: Will and Kate attended Day One of Royal Ascot with the Queen today! Kate departed from her typically tailored silhouette and stepped out in a flowing powder blue ensemble by Elie Saab - the first time she has worn the Lebanese label that has a host of A-list fans!
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The tailor at the tuxedo store kept hovering around me, so I asked him to leave me alone.

He said, β€œFine. Suit yourself.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2019
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My tailor really likes fixing my clothes

Or sew it seams

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2020
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For the first time, scientists have engineered a designer membraneless organelle in a living mammalian cell, that can build proteins from natural and synthetic amino acids carrying new functionality, allowing scientists to study, tailor, and control cellular function in more detail. embl.de/aboutus/communica…
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πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2019
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The Only Winner of the U.S.-Iran Showdown Is Russia | A crisis tailor-made for Vladimir Putin. slate.com/news-and-politi…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/billthomson
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2020
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Franz Reichelt, an Austrian-born French tailor who is remembered for jumping to his death from the Eiffel Tower while testing a wearable parachute of his own design.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/marinamaral
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2019
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New facilities are available to be built on your island in #AnimalCrossing: New Horizons, from a museum showcasing the island’s rich ecosystem, Nook’s Cranny, the Able Sisters’ tailor shop, a campsite, and so much more. #ACNH twitter.com/NintendoAmeri…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AntonioS3
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2020
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Bros, as β€œconfirmed bachelors” we were welcomed as decorators, hair dressers, cashiers, tailor’s assistant. Today we are out as engineers, doctors, scientists and we dominate the arts too. Progress.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/vmcla
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Corbyn's eye-catching 'For the many, not the few' jacket made by Yorkshire tailor yorkshirepost.co.uk/news/…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Grubbanax
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2019
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Considering how poor everyone is in Classic, a BIG shout out to all the tailors making bags for free at the major cities! THANK YOU!

True heros.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DifficultContext
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2019
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Advice on a good wedding dress tailor in the area

So I am (hopefully, please go away covid) getting married in November. My wedding dress came in and I picked it up literally the day before everything shut down. I’m going to need a couple of alterations done but have no idea who to trust to do them. Has anyone used a someone for their dress alternations and had good results?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hllancaster1230
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2020
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This Tailor Shop in my hometown never escaped the late 80's/early 90's
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πŸ‘€︎ u/UndeadAlec
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2019
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We should tailor our post game takes to the game that took place rather than use them as a place to push agendas about players you don’t like

Take the game that just concluded for example, the Lakers gave up 136 points, allowed the Celtics to shoot 55% from the floor, 47% from three, out rebounded by 12, lost the turnover battle by 3.

At one point in the third quarter the Celtics were generating open shot after open shot, getting to the rim at will with zero help coming and late close outs on the perimeter all night.

The problem tonight was very clearly defensive yet in this subreddit all I see is discussion about needing another bench scorer? Bashing Kuzma and Danny Green for their offensive inconsistency?

You can’t in one breath say β€œKuzma only cares about scoring” and then in the next say β€œDanny Green doesn’t score enough. You can’t say β€œLeBron needs to commit to the defensive end” if your analysis starts and stops with points per game.

Beyond all that, sometimes teams have a bad game. There doesn’t have to be an overarching narrative, sometimes you just lose.

Myself personally, I don’t think Rondo fits this team well. I think he takes minutes away from players who are better in their roles (Cook, Daniels, Caruso). I didn’t like his shifts tonight but I haven’t said one negative word about him because the whole team shit the bed tonight. There wasn’t one player responsible for giving up 136 points or 5 offensive rebounds in a row.

Just my two cents, sometimes I wonder what people are really seeing when they watch these games.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kobmug_v2
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2020
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A classics professor goes to a tailor to get his trousers mended. The tailor asks: β€œEuripides?”

The professor replies: β€œYes. Eumenides?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/2040009
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2019
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My friend opened a tailor shop that also is a moving service...

She hems and hauls.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2020
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I organized a tailor-made library in a castle 5 years ago. Books suffered and were not well preserved. But this is the result (before/after). Sorry for the bad quality.

Before

https://preview.redd.it/wsa39nm8lda41.jpg?width=2592&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0e1481f0908dc1d767ffea13f72c30fc8f5ee6fc

https://preview.redd.it/9zsp8fn9lda41.jpg?width=2592&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b9329a9f782b9b13e6fc52f204eeae37231baec5

After

Novels by author names (A to C)

Novels (D to Z)

Poetry

"Acrhives room" :

Philo, psycho, socio, science, politic, society.

Arts, religions, history, biography, nature.

Sorry for long post. Have a good day !

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pounni
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2020
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Every visit to the tailor
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[WP] You have a superpower. Your calls for help always bring exactly the right person. Rip your shirt and call for help, a tailor with needle and thread is there. Someone hurts themselves and you cry for help; a fully equipped paramedic is 'just strolling by'...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/stephensmat
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2019
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The tailor restriction rabbit hole goes deeper than I thought

So...just got through Delta Rising with my Romulan and decided to poke around in the tailor some more for my kobali boff and decided to look at some of the others as well - and discovered schizophrenic madness.

Some of my Romulan boffs have Romulan only presets and uniforms available, some have additional (clearly) Romulan-only presets and uniforms (not counting the Reman-specific stuff here), and some have not only the full Romulan uniform set, but also the full Federation uniform set.

Meanwhile, my female Romulan captain has the least options of all!

Am I the only one that sees a problem here?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/velvetsanity
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2020
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Picked my dress up from the tailor! 10 days until the big day!
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πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2019
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TIL The tuxedo is named after Tuxedo Park a Hudson valley enclave for NY Social elite. The first one was made for the prince of Wales (king Edward VII) by Henry Poole tailors in Savile Row. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bla…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thick12
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2020
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Is it worth compiling the Linux kernel myself to tailor it to my hardware in order to help with battery life?

I’ve already used things like tlp, powertop, etc but would this help me in the slightest for battery problem would it make it just more responsive?

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First pair of Raw jeans cam back from the tailor today

https://imgur.com/a/6ToPLk8

My first ever pair of β€œreal” denim. Bravestar 15oz cone mills denim in slim straight size 32. Sent them to Williamsburg garment co. to have them hemmed and they came back today. I know these aren’t fancy or anything, but as a long time lurker on this sub, I’m really stoked to have these.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2019
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Facebook broke democracy β€” now it's coming for your marriage | The "Secret Crushes" feature on Facebook Dating seems β€” hmm, tailor-made for those considering steppin' out salon.com/2019/09/06/face…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fr1sk3r
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2019
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wish i could unlock the tailor shop already πŸ₯΄
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πŸ‘€︎ u/blev2018
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2020
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The New Zealand shooting was tailor made for mainstream media and that worries me.

The guys manifesto is basically full of obscure internet references and the media loves to hate on that kind of thing. Also the fact that he LIVE STREAMED the thing. It was made for media attention and to get them talking about it for weeks. Whenever the media talks about shooters it inspires the nut jobs. We will only have more of these things if the media keeps reporting on them and honestly I feel like there should be some law that limits the air time a mass shooting story can get.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/battlefieldguy145
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2019
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I knew a tailor who was depressed before he went to sewing school

He seams better now

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EnochChell
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2018
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LPT A resumΓ© shows your skills and experiences which can benefit the company you are interviewing for, and not each and every skill you have. So while interviewing for different companies and positions try to tailor your resumΓ© accordingly, to keep it more relevant.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/orientsoul
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2019
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I'm thinking of changing my name to Tailor

It just suits me better

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sharkn8do
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2019
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n Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy (2011) during the Christmas party, the novel's author John le CarrΓ© can be seen singing.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DasGanon
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2020
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My father is a tailor who taught me the craft, I am a filmmaker as well and I made this short piece on him. Please enjoy! His name is Esmail Astanboos and he has been tailoring since forever, enjoy, have a nice day! :) youtube.com/watch?v=IdLt8…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MisterNazRED
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2020
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Judging by color scheme and weapon design, it’s pretty clear the 5* dark bow is basically tailor-made for Nefaria. What other adventurers have weapons that seem to perfectly match their character design?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Exvaris
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2019
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I bought Prana Brion pants and immediately took them to the tailor to have them tapered, and only now am I realizing that maybe I should have washed them first. Should I call the tailor to tell them?

Worried about potentially throwing eighty bucks down the drain.

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In the Cardassian language, the same word is used for β€œprostitute” and β€œtailor”

In the days of early Cardassian, tailoring co-evolved with organized prostitution. It served many purposes - a pretense, a way to meet new clients and discreetly discuss size preferences, even a daycare of sorts. Cardassian prostitutes would often take the opportunity to hem their customer’s clothes while they rested between sessions, and the colocation led to many creative possibilities.

Anthropologists and linguists from the Federation, however, inevitably opted to represent the profession in the UT with the more politically correct term β€œtailor”. This led to a generation of misunderstandings.

Enter Garak, a preferred dom of Enabran Tain, head of the Obsidian Order. Garak chose to relocate to a Bajoran space station to avoid political entanglements, after he was exiled following a particularly unfortunate scandal. The Bajorans largely refused to touch him with a ten-foot pole, giving him a measure of peace and quiet.

On the first day he opened his shop, Garak was surprised when his first customer walked in the door with an extra outfit. They were just getting to know each other in preparation for what promised to be quite the vigorous roleplaying lesson, when his would-be client suddenly thanked him and left without his clothes. Garak was disappointed, but tried to make the most of it and went ahead and hemmed them. Despite months of frustration and restful nights, Garak tried not to let it wear on him.

But eventually one of his particularly pricier and highly controlled toys malfunctioned. He made up a story about it being from the Obsidian Order to intrigue the station doctor and preserve his dignity. This had been one of his most common roleplays, so it was easy to step into. But gossip spread and soon his alleged role as an intelligence agent filled in the hidden dimension that people sensed.

Garak tried to correct the misunderstanding. β€œI’m just a plain, simple, whore” he told them over and over. No one seemed to understand. Eventually, he concluded it was easier to play along. Just for awhile.

Eventually Garak was reunited with Enabran Tain, his favorite client. Garak tried to play with Odo, This became hugely awkward when it became obvious that Odo had never been introduced to the concept of a safeword. Enabran Tain died. No one on Deep Space Nine would ever believe Garak wasn’t a Cardassian agent now.

β€œYou know what the sad part is, Odo? I’m a very good whore.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/treefox
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2019
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I would like hoods, like the people of Armadillo wear added to tailors
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πŸ‘€︎ u/xHAcoreRDx
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2019
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I’m a tailor. I’m trying to find the best way to market my custom suits. You’ve helped me in the past, once again I’m asking for your help.

Hey guys! I changed up my website quite a bit after my last discussion on here. It’s fiorbespoke.com so you can take a look.

I have these questions for you regarding the voice my website has been given. I feel there’s room for improvement in the realm of value proposition and overall message. So here’s the main questions I’d like help with.

How is my overall message? Do I get point across properly from a marketing standpoint?

Is it obvious the value of working with us rather than our competitors?

What could I do to entice people to choose us?

Is it obvious we don’t use China to make our stuff?

Thanks!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tailoraaron
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2020
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My tailor has finally finished the alterations on my dress! Can't wait to wear ot on the big day in May! 😍
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jerrrica
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2019
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The King’s Tailor | My art work
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πŸ‘€︎ u/garlicclover
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2019
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Son of a tailor, Shadab Hussain 23 from Kota topped the CA final exam in first attempt. indianexpress.com/article…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/curiousmagz
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2019
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My tailor was happy to fix my ripped shirt...

Or sew it seams.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/simplyGagi
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2019
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2nd dress fitting is complete! Still need to take in the bust and rib area. The tailor had to put in 10 bustles for my long ass train! My mom is a little nervous to be in charge of this for reception time after a few drinks πŸ˜‚
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Littleboyblue3
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2019
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[PSA?] You can tailor the scenario to your liking using the scenarios Edit mode!

I’ve seen so many posts the last few days about how to deal with this or that unwanted, supposedly unfair or otherwise unliked thing in the game. Perhaps especially about infestations.

I just wanted to give you a heads up you can change so many things in the scenario editor to your liking. Seems a lot of people don’t know about this.

When choosing your Scenario (ie Naked Brutality or Crashlanded), you have a tick to the left named β€œEdit Mode” (i don’t have the game in front of me right now, but I think that’s the name of it). Click it and you can make your own scenario! Either change an existing one or just put together your own.

Don’t like this or that kind of event or incident? DISABLE them entirely! Like the dreaded infestation.

Want to start with less wood and more steel? Change the numbers!

Want to start with 10 guys with Marine Armor and Charge Rifles? Make it so!

One thing I do that really change the game for the better is increasing all damage (150%). Makes combat more deadly and tactics more important. Combined with the Random Death Something (don’t remember the exact name) and Death Rattle mods makes a lot of pawns getting wounded, pretty often badly, but make most of them go down instead of dying. They might miss a limb or two, but that’s just the Rim, you know.

Anyways... try it out! I’m sure you’ll be able to tailor the game to your liking and because of it enjoy it even more!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Side1iner
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2018
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They should really redo everyones feat and tailor to their characters like the new heroes

I know the wulin and new heros have their shit but the old ones like lb clearly not being biased need feat reworks.The only feat tailored to say lb are his grenades and the point but the second and third ones are just filler that and highlander with his spear storm but the rest of his feats are recycled

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πŸ‘€︎ u/00Knight00
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2019
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My tailor tried to get me to start wearing soft leather jacketss

But I'm not so easily suede

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2019
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Rebuild giveaway, need all gone asap. These guys plus one more Tailor that didn't fit in the screenshot:
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πŸ‘€︎ u/justtobeeclear
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