I try to take my mermaid friends out of Atlantis every now and then to explore the coral reefs, wreckages and collect some shells, but they hesitate to do so...

I think they're a bit shellf conchess

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MaverickCS5
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2020
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Hey kids, I am going to name every coral reef in the ocean 'Keanu!"

That way they will be preserved, because everyone loves Keanu reeves!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/phish_tacos
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2020
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What do the leaders of a corral reef do when they make a new law

They make it o-fish-ial

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2019
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Why did the shark cross the barrier reef?

To get to the other tide.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/phyllisTheWebDev
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2019
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I know I should care more about the world's coral reefs dying off

but I really just don't mind atoll.

edit: word

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FishofDream
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2018
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What do you call a thousand outstanding lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

The Great Barrister Reef.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JustinArmuchee
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2016
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My Dad thinks this is hilarious on so many levels...

Two prawns, Justin and Christian, were constantly harassed by sharks.

Finally Justin said to Christian, "I'm fed up being a prawn. I wish I was a shark, then I wouldn't worry about being eaten by one."

A large, mysterious cod appeared and said, "Your wish is granted", and lo and behold, Justin turned into a shark.

Horrified, Christian immediately swam away, afraid of being eaten by his former friend.

Time passed, Justin found life as a shark boring and lonely. All his old pals simply swam away whenever he came close to them.

While swimming alone one day he saw the mysterious cod again and Justin begged to be changed back to a prawn. And he was!

What a miraculous thing!

With tears of joy in his tiny little prawn-eyes, Justin swam back to his friends. But looking around the reef couldn't see his old pal.

"Where's Christian?" he asked. "He's at home, distraught at his best friend changing sides to the enemy and becoming a shark," came the reply.

Eager to put things right, Justin set off to Christian's abode. Opening its coral gate, memories came flooding back.

He banged on the door and shouted, "Christian! It's me, Justin, your old friend! Come out, and see me again!

Christian replied, "No way man, you'll eat me. You're now a shark, the enemy, and I'll not be tricked into being your dinner."

Justin cried back, "No, I'm not. That was the old me. I've changed...

"I've found Cod! I'm a prawn again Christian!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/skinnyminx
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2013
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Why did the shark cross the Great Barrier Reef?

To get to the other tide.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GorcStar33
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2018
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