If you had a choice of eating your lunch outside or watching the Nickelodeon network, what would you do?
I’d Pick Nick.
I developed a successful chicken social network app to earn some money on the side.
I did it to make hens meet.
With the lack of sports on television, networks are going to show the world origami championship.
It’ll be on paper view.
The ESPN Network should have a channel for drama and theatre
Thespian Network
Which social network has the most avid readers in the world?
The Oxygen Network has hired Sir Patrick Stewart to design their logo.
They want him to make its O.
What is the favourite TV network of angry boomers?
BoomerAng.
(Audience yells Ok, boomer)
Did you hear about the collection of related network web resources identified with a common domain name that has nothing but quotes and their authors?
It's a web-cite.
Years ago at my first IT startup we thought we'd caught a big break when we were asked to set up the campus network at a major college. However, the project eventually fell through when they failed to secure the necessary funding.
I still think about it sometimes - the WAN that got away.
I tried explaining to my girlfriend what the effects of network packet loss were.
But I just couldn't get the message across.
Edit: I wish I knew more about networking so I could understand all these jokes.
I like to claim that the Greek Orthodox secretly run the world through its financial networks…For some reason people are ok with that, try putting a different religion in there and suddenly you’re a conspiracy theorist and hate criminal
Those Catholics are real sensitive sometimes
Network Engineer. Stuck at work monitoring the help desk so everyone else can go home early for the holiday. Watching The Godfather. imgur.com/VKpoxpm
There should be a Network Television show to inform teens about the dangers of unprotected sex.
They can call it "Genital Hospital".
The Local Area Network in Australia is known as the LAN down under
The octopus is bolstering his professional network
By uploading his SeaV into InkedIn
how did the network router fix the shaking washing machine?
Load balancing
If given a choice of eating a sandwich in the park or watching the Nickelodeon Network all day, what would you do?
I would pick Nick.
