What did the Spartacus say when the lion ate his wife?
Nothing he was gladiator.
I have the eye of a tiger, the heart of a lion
And a lifetime ban from the zoo
What's the Lion King's favorite month?
What was the dark blue sea lion mistaken for?
Anyone hear the theory that mufasa from the lion king is really a cow?
I guess the lion spotted a cheater
Why did the lion walk into the Chinese restaurant to get a haircut?
Because he wanted a low mane.
Natives of the African jungle, when avoiding predators, call the distance between you and a lion a ‘wimb’
Because the lion in the jungle is always a wimb away.
Why did the lion get his hair cut on his way to the Chinese restaurant?
Because he wanted a Lo Mein
I just catapulted a lion at the zoo
You would not believe the uproar.
What did the cannibalistic lion do when he went to apologize?
For me, the urge to sing “The Lion Sleeps Tonight” is always just a whim away...
...a whim away, a whim away, a whim away, a whim away...
Have you heard about the lions that escaped from the circus last night?
I heard they went straight to the juggler
Why do lions only mate in the summer?
Because the pride comes before the fall!
What's the difference between a Sea Lion and a Seal?
Where do lions get the energy they need?
Why do the lion not attack the farm?
He was a little bit sheepish.
What did the giraffe say before being attacked by a lion?
Two lions walking through the Savannah, first one says ‘waaarghhhhhhh’
Second one says ‘sciatica still playing up?’
How can we be sure that the lion is king of the jungle?
Remember Rafiki's drawing of the Lion King?
What a simple Simba symbol.
Did you hear that the Columbus Zoo got a new lion?
What would’ve been a better name for the lion instead of King of the Jungle?
What did the lion say to the zoo keeper that shaved its body bald but kept the mane?
Whats the difference between a lion and a Giraffe?
The Giraffe has a longer neck
The lions roar was so big that when I compressed it , it turned out to be a " .Rawr " file.
I have the heart of a lion...
And a life time ban from the Central Park Zoo
What happened to the overconfident lion tamer?
He was consumed by his own pride
My Dad has the heart of a lion
and now he's banned from our local zoo.
Why did the lion win the big race?
Why did the lion cross the road?
To stop the Zebra crossing
I’m writing a musical work based on Timon and Pumbaa from the Lion King. I’m calling it the Hakuna Cantata.
My granddad has the heart of a lion
and a lifetime ban from London zoo.
My Grandfather has the heart of a lion
And a lifetime ban from the zoo
My grandfather had the heart of a lion
And a permanent ban from the nearby zoo
I have the eye of a tiger and the heart of a lion
And a lifetime ban from the zoo
I came so close to singing "the lion sleeps tonight"
I was only a whim away, a whim away, a whim away, a whim away
My grandpa has the heart of a lion
And a lifetime ban from the zoo
For me, the urge to sing “The Lion Sleeps Tonight” is always just a whim away...
a whim away, a whim away, a whim away, a whim away
The sudden urge to sing "The Lion Sleeps Tonight"
is just a whim away, a whim away, a whim away...
My grandfather has the heart of a lion...
...and a lifetime ban from the local zoo.
I have the heart of a lion…
And a lifetime ban from the San Diego Zoo.
My old grandad has the heart of a lion.
And a lifetime ban from the zoo.
My son has the heart of a lion....
And a lifetime ban from the zoo!
The urge to sing "The Lion Sleeps Tonight" may come at any time
It's just a whim away, a whim away, a whim away, a whim away
My brother has the heart of a lion.
And a lifetime ban at the San Diego Zoo.
My grandpa has the heart of a lion...
And a lifetime ban from the zoo
I have the heart of a lion.
And a lifetime ban from London Zoo.
My grandpa had the heart of a lion
And a lifetime ban from the Zoo
The urge to sing The Lion Sleeps Tonight is just
a whim away, a whim away, a whim way, a whim away
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