What’s the difference between in-laws & out-laws?
What’s the difference between a Rottweiler and a mother in law
What's the difference between a dishwasher in a sports BBQ and a blue whale?
One cleans the grill, the other gleans the krill.
What's the biggest difference between male patients in a mental hospital and their female nurses?
What is the difference between a outlaw and a in-law?
What is the difference between a man in a tuxedo riding a bicycle and a bum on a tricycle?
I tried to quell a disagreement between me and my girlfriend in the shopping mall. But by the time we got to the second level we were shouting at each other.
In retrospect we shouldn’t have been on that escalator.
What's the difference between a poke in the eye and a poke in the hive?
One makes you see bad, the other makes a bee sad.
What's the difference between people in Dubai and Abu Dhabi?
The people in Dubai don't like the flintstones, but the people in Abu Dhabi Do
So I was out at the museum with my daughter today and got the ultimate dad joke in. Employee asks kids "Does anyone know the difference between a Crocodile and an Alligator?"
One will see you later and the other will see you in a while?
Daughter groaned, employee laughed, other dad's nodded approvingly.
An independent study showed that the average household in America uses 3.14 pumpkins between Halloween and thanksgiving
No wonder they call it pumpkin pi!!!!
I had to choose between three cats. The first was super affectionate, like a dog. The second prefers to be alone all the time. I picked the third, whose personality is somewhere in between.
I named him Meat Loaf because he would do anything for love, but he won’t do that.
What do you call the love between two people that never engage in sexual activity and love eating a lot?
How can you tell the difference between flowers that bloom in the day and flowers that bloom in the night?
The difference is day and night.
What is the difference between a person who works in landscaping and someone who collects coffee?
One is a groundskeeper while the other is a grounds keeper
In memory of my Dad, here’s his favorite joke: Whats the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
I always wondered about the fight between Dio and Jotaro. Even though Dio had trained for months before facing him, Jotaro still destroyed him in the end
Ig he really didn't stand a chance
Between the free falling stock markets, the Covid 19 pandemic, and locusts in Africa, there is one silver lining.
At least tomorrow isn’t Friday the thirteen... yikes!
When I was in high school, I was obsessed with the difference between sine and cosine.
Now I realize it was just a phase.
I accidentally dropped my phone in the bath yesterday. Some water got stuck in between the phone and it’s cover. I thought my phone was waterproof.
But apparently not in this case.
What’s the difference between a poorly dressed man in on a bicycle and a nicely dressed man on a tricycle
Post was on a picture of the Simpsons where there was a flashback between Homer and Marge taking care of Bart and Lisa but theres a picture of Maggie in the background before she was born
I’ve recently designed a miniature IoT smart kitchen implement for straining vegetables. It’s a source of much discussion and argument between people in the culinary world.
You could say my creation is a little device-seive.
What’s the difference between a man in a suit on a bicycle and and man in shorts and a T-shirt on a unicycle?
What’s the difference between a lion with a thorn in its paw and a rainy day?
One roars with pain and the other pours with rain.
What's the difference between a steak in space and a steak on Earth?
My daughter today asked me if they're called sandals because when you wear them you get sand all in between your toes and I am a very proud dad at the moment.
The difference between being under the moonlight and out in the sun...
What is the difference between in-laws and outlaws?
Outlaws are wanted!
(while it may be fair to say this isn't exactly a "dad" joke, I feel like it is a joke for dads (or moms), since they all know what I'm talking about.)
"What's the difference between a raven and a crow?" asked my son. "Ravens have seventeen wing feathers with the end feather called a pinion, in contrast to crows having only sixteen wing feathers." I answered.
I continued, "Therefore, it's just a matter of a pinion."
You can distinguish between an alligator and a crocodiles by paying attention to whether the animals sees you later or in a while
I just found out the difference between candy in the US and candy in Sweden
Candy here (US) is sweet, while candy over there is sweet-ish.
In the 12th century, one African nation planned to utilize giraffes as pack animals to carry supplies between warring nations. However, the giraffes kept escaping. It was the first recorded instance of giraffe dodging.
What's the difference between In-Laws and Outlaws
What is the difference between people in Abu Dhabi and people in Lebanon?
People in Lebanon do not like the Flintstones, while people in Abu Dhabi do.
What’s the difference between in-laws and outlaws
You know the difference between in-laws and outlaws?
What’s the difference between in-laws and Outlaws?
What's the difference between someone who works in landscaping and someone who steals from a coffee shop?
One is a groundskeeper, while the other is a grounds keeper.
What's the difference between outlaws and in-laws?
What's the difference between and out law and an in law?
What's the difference between an in-law and an outlaw?
Whats the difference between people who live in Dubai and people who live in Abu Dabi?
People from Dubai don't like the Flintstones, whereas people from Abu Dabi do.
What is the difference between and in-laws and outlaws?
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