My wife and I had this weird argument as to which vowel is the most important.
The word "liner" is so important
that it's under "lined" in the dictionary.
The most important question before choosing your future wife ...
Forgiveness is the most important part of a well balanced breakfast.
There was a debate suggesting the environment isn’t that important after all.
It was pretty anti-climatic
When people think of calculators they think the buttons are the most important thing
But it's what's inside that counts
What do you call an important message to the staff of a building materials company?
What’s the most important part of a joke timing?
When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed. Somehow I always had something else to take care of first, the shed, the boat, making beer. Always something more important to me...
Finally, she thought of a clever way to make her point.
When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors.
I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house.
I was gone only a minute and when I came out, I handed her a toothbrush.
I said, "When you finish cutting the grass, you might as well sweep the driveway."
The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a slight limp...
Whats the most important thing to be when living in Asgard with a corrupt police force?
Natural numbers fail to understand the importance of decimal numbers.
They always miss the point.
I’d like to highlight the important part of my argument
Dad told me the three most important unwritten rules in life.
I can understand why the invention of the wheel is looked upon as one of the most important achievements of mankind
It was a very pivotal moment
I just had an half hour argument with my 5 year old about the importance of wearing pants in public, and she won.
So today I’m wearing pants to take her to school.
The Semi colon is an important part of what?
The Semi-truck’s digestive system
As we continue to deal with the mask wearing, social distancing and uncertainty through the coming weeks, we can’t lose sight of how important it is to continue taking these precautions.
As much as it sucks, it’s better to be safe than SARS-y
If you tend sheep then you are a shepherd. If you tend cow then you are.....
The most important Dad at the annual neighborhood end of Summer barbeque bash!
Q. What's the most important thing you can do with crude oil?
A. Teach it proper manners!
My Dad said it was always important to make a good impression at the start of a job interview...
So whenever I went for one I always entered the room saying “Nice to see you, to see you....”. Only once did someone respond.
Chemistry class left the most important elements!!
What did the small fish say to his friend after he told him something important?
Thanks for letting minnow
The commenter's name is important
The jacket fought the pants over who was more important to the suit...
My grandfather was captured by the Germans in WWII. Being a high-ranking officer, they kept him captive for months but all he would do is sit in his cell saying "tick... tick... tick...". Their top interrogator was sent in to get important information out of him...
When in the interrogation room, he told my grandfather
"vee haf vays of making you tock!"
I told my wife about the importance of prep-work when refinishing furniture...
Now she thinks I'm in love with a stripper.
What was a more important invention than the first telephone?
Whats the most important part of the human body?
The legs...
they carry the most weight.
When I turned into a teenager, my dad repeatedly emphasized the importance of using a condom whenever I have sex.
He said, “Anyone who would sleep with you would sleep with almost anyone else.”
DROP YOUR BEST PUNS FOR HISTORY DRINKING GAME
I'm creating a drinking game where every important event equals to drinking, but I am nowhere close to NAMING my drinking game. A friend of mine recommended this subreddit, saying that people drop some really punny puns here. Give your ideas for a title, I think up to 6 words would be okay.
Let's see what you can do!
What you need to know about the game:
- You can create your timeline based on packages (ages, countries, continents, etc).
- Every important event has a normal action and drinking action.
- You never know in which year you are located but get an estimate year. You can either guess the year (or date) and get a free pass or you have to execute the action or drinking action. When you guess wrong, you'll have to double it.
That's basically it.
After a world-renowned athlete lost an important match, his wife suggested that in the future he wear a pair of her panties in his shoes for good luck to boost his confidence.
He’s been undie-feeted ever since.
They say that the most important part of a joke is timing...
...But I've always thought it was pun-tuality.
I made my son sit through a 1 hour long PowerPoint presentation titled "The utmost importance of wearing a condom".
All the slides were just photos of him.
On the way to an important meeting and my watch stopped working
I've got no time for this
Every day, my professor starts her class by reading to us the important news of the day. Today she didn’t show up.
Might become a doctor
To help people but most importantly when the mailman/mailwoman arrives to my house I can say "just what the doctor ordered"
What do illegally-imported leather jackets do when they hear the cops coming?
I have an important meeting at the bank this week...
If it goes well all my money troubles will be over.
I'm so excited I can hardly put on my balaclava.
My wife and I had this huge argument as to which vowel is the most important.
My brother and I had an argument as to which is the most important vowel.
My wife and I had a long argument as to which vowel is the most important.
My wife and I had a long argument about which vowel is the most important.
What was a more important invention than the first telephone?
The jacket fought the shirt over who was more important to the suit.
The jacket fought the shirt over who was more important to the suit.
What was more important than the invention of the telephone?
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