Did you hear the Trump administration is thinking about making it illegal to sell pre-shredded cheese?

Apparently they want to make America grate again.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/smakattak
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2020
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I was going on an illegal half marathon yesterday and the cops caught me.

I decided to run

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dizzie222
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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What’s the difference between illegal and unlawful?

One’s against the law and the other is a sick bird.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2020
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What drug is illegal under the sea?

Sea weed

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2020
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The school made the use of "bullet points" illegal because it incited violence in the classroom, and I must admit I couldn't have cared less. That's all changed now, though.

The bus driver isn't allowed to drive my kids anymore because we live on a dead end street.

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2020
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Why was the Boston Tea Party illegal?

It was destruction of Private Proper Tea!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zigbigidorlu
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2020
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There was a fire in the illegal weed farm which trapped some cows.

The steaks have never been higher.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Team_Pineapple
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2020
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I once tried to drive my Toyota Corolla with a stick shift on the Autobahn, but German authorities flagged me down and informed me that was illegal...

So I drove down the manualbahn instead.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CalmingVisionary
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2019
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What do illegal immigrants hate about the winter?

ICE

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Longjumping_Pie
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2019
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I used to make extra money by selling illegal tennis equipment on the side, but I was approached by some thugs who told me to stop.

I guess they control the Tennis Racket around here.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2019
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I tried to open a bar inside a cave but the police stopped me. They said it was illegal to sell alcohol to miners..
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CHEEZY_21
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2019
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Did you see they made round bails of hay illegal in Wisconsin? It’s because the cows weren’t getting a square meal.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ruchi565
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2019
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So Donald Trump (or "the Don" as some call him) has realized that illegal immigrants must be deported at night so that no one will see them leaving and complain...

The problem, however, is that there isn't enough light for the immigrants to find their way back to Mexico. Because of this, the Don institutes his "Early Light" plan in order to give the immigrants a way to see. One immigrant, Jose, is partially blind, so they are wondering if the "Early Light" program will still allow him to see. The ask him: Jose can you see by the Don's "Early Light."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoahTheProtozoa
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2018
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What did Trump rename the title of "Illegal Alien" to?

Trespacito

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xIamMothManx
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2019
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If they make it illegal to wear the veil at work...

...bee keepers are going to be furious!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/geve4now
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2019
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Did you know it's illegal for the president to use an extension cord?

That'd be an overreach of his power.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kasegauner
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2018
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The illegal tennis equipment market was finally exposed.

Took a while to bust the racket.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TwoHandedShanks
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2018
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The EPA charges companies for illegal air pollution...

It's a mist-demeanor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2018
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What's the difference between 'unlawful' and 'illegal'?

One means it's against the law. The other is a sick bird.

-Told to me by my dad, about 40 years ago.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Billee_Boyee
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2017
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What drug is illegal in the ocean

Sea weed

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Luigigamer74002
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2019
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What is the difference between illegal and unlawful?

One is against the law and the other is a sick bird.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MarkTheBag112
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2019
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Do you know the difference between unlawful and illegal?

One is a crime and the other's a sick bird.

( Ν‘~ ΝœΚ– Ν‘Β°)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Soylent_X
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2019
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What's the difference between unlawful and illegal?

Unlawful is against the law. Illegal is just a sick bird.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheStabbingHobo
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2017
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What is the difference between unlawful and illegal?

Unlawful is something against the law, illegal is a sick bird.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZannerTheBanner
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2019
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What’s the difference between unlawful and illegal?

Unlawful is against the law and illegal is a sick bird.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/knifefire133
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2019
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What’s the difference between illegal and unlawful?

Ones breaking the law and the others a sick bird.

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2019
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What’s the difference between illegal and ill-egal

Ones against the law and the other is a sick bird.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sersi78
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2019
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What's the difference between unlawful and illegal?

One is against the law, and the other is a sick bird.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ajjanialthor
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2018
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The difference between unlawful and illegal is

One gets you in trouble and the other is a sick bird.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rememberme17
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2017
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Do you know the difference between illegal and unlawful?

Unlawful means "against the law" and illegal is a sick bird.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yelruh00
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2013
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YSK: What's the difference between unlawful and illegal?

Unlawful is against the law and illegal is a sick bird!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jayagl
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2014
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