Got my sisters whole family with my dumb owl joke, with a bonus follow up groaner

Me: I don't wanna alarm anyone, but I think someone in this room might be an owl.

Sisters kids: Who? WHO?

Me: gasp OH NO IT'S WORSE THAN I THOUGHT!

cue 2 hours of 4 small kids running around the house like nutcases screaming who at each other

Sister: You don't get to tell my kids dad jokes anymore. You're not even a dad Me: I'm a faux pas

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AusSpyder
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2021
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Dad birthdays are always improper...

All the gifts are addressed β€œFaux Pas”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheAnim8or
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2021
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I never knew making socially awkward comments was such an important part of playing golf...

But I always hearing the commentators saying "He needs to make this faux pas"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JackoMabreda
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2020
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Which animals are the easiest to embarass?

The ones with faux pas.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SpunkBunkers
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2020
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Finally Pulled One Off in the Wild

Just happened on my walk break.

I was taking a stroll downtown and walked by the county courthouse building. I noticed there was an employee (had a county badge) standing outside on the sidewalk and holding a wall clock. I knew what I had to do. I walked up and asked, "Do you happen to have the time?"

One of my proudest moments, although I'm a faux-pa myself. He enjoyed it too.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/darthservo
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2019
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