"The Road you've taken has been paved by your own decisions"

It's your own asphalt

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👤︎ u/icemage27
📅︎ Mar 25 2021
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Norway just made the decision to put QR codes on the side of all its war ships.

Now they can Scandinavian!

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👤︎ u/ValkornDoA
📅︎ Jul 17 2020
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I don't know what decisions the Supreme Court will make in 2021 but one thing is for sure...

They will be ruthless.

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👤︎ u/hallsguide
📅︎ Sep 22 2020
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My dad didn't like the decision in Roe vs Wade

He said you had to see what type of river it was before you decide how to cross it.

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📅︎ Jul 22 2020
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My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children.

If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.

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📅︎ Sep 08 2020
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There are rumors that Tesla is considering on a stretched, three row version of their Model X SUV. The project is on Musk's desk waiting for a decision on whether to go forward.

Their next car is Elon gated.

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👤︎ u/arrenlex
📅︎ Sep 10 2020
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The decision for a liquid to fill the shape of whatever container they are in is...

InVOLUMEtary

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👤︎ u/Minzato
📅︎ Jun 08 2020
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I made the decision to not date the girl with skin lesions on her face too hastily...

The decision was rash.

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📅︎ Apr 30 2020
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Scotland has made the decision to provide free sanitary products.

I would have predicted a trial period.

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👤︎ u/Blarty97
📅︎ Feb 26 2020
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The only decisions bar tenders make...

are pour decisions

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📅︎ Jul 29 2019
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As I sat at the bar, unsure of what to order, I realized I was in for a long night of pour decisions.
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📅︎ Mar 24 2019
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The staff at my local strip club figured out a great way to make decisions.

They take a poll.

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👤︎ u/The_Dets
📅︎ Jul 25 2019
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What do they call the town leader who can't make a decision?

Mayor Maynot

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👤︎ u/soxman
📅︎ Jul 22 2019
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I had a bad experience at the new Mediterranean food place. Needless to say, I falafel about my decision.
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📅︎ May 12 2018
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Son: dad, what does it mean to be a man? Dad: It means to be the one that command! To be the one that take all the decisions at home.

One day I want to be a man like mom :)

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📅︎ Mar 28 2018
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"Think before you jump," I said, my palms sweating. "It might not be the right decision..."

"You take bouncy castles far too seriously," my son replied.

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👤︎ u/TommehBoi
📅︎ Aug 19 2018
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If they do the presidential recount and overturn the decision...

That would really be an unpresidented event.

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👤︎ u/Modna
📅︎ Nov 26 2016
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I was chosen to be the judge for our office's necktie competition, but it was a really hard decision.

It ended up a tie.

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👤︎ u/yerboiboba
📅︎ Dec 31 2018
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Suppose I made a quick decision to see the doctor about some itchy, dry skin...

...would that be a rash decision?

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👤︎ u/ja647
📅︎ Mar 03 2016
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Did you hear about the court decision against the tires?

It a wheel travesty.

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📅︎ Jul 25 2014
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What's the best day to make decisions?

Choosedays

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👤︎ u/qefbuo
📅︎ Dec 03 2017
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Why can't vampires make difficult decisions over the phone?

There are huge stakes on the line.

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📅︎ Feb 07 2018
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The other day I was second guessing my decision to book time to visit a Native American community...

It was a reservation reservation reservation.

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📅︎ Apr 27 2017
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The decision to get an abortion is a hard one to make

you don't want to make it on an empty stomach

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👤︎ u/musamiz
📅︎ Feb 08 2017
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What do ya call apple juice that makes all of the decisions?

Decider

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