In Sweden the CEO of IKEA was just elected president.
He should have his cabinet together by the end of the week.
Did you hear about the CEO of Vlasic?
He was kind of a big dill.
Did you hear that the ceo of apple has been arrested??
Yeah, he now has to facetime
In the early days of Tesla, they had difficulties getting the CEO to show up on time to meetings, so they trained a puppy to find him and bark until he arrived...
...all they had to say was "get Elon little doggie".
The Pilgrim's Pride CEO plead "not guilty" today in a poultry price-fixing case
Who is the CEO of Pokémon Company?
The CEO of a large gas station chain was arrested yesterday.
He was running a Shell corporation.
I read a report that said 100% of the world's major corporations had unmarried female as CEOs
It was a completely miss-leading report
It's my dream to become the CEO of Subway, if for no other reason than to get rid of the horrible job title "Sandwich Artist."
I just feel like they need a more accurate job title, like Sub Humans.
What pet does the CEO of Xerox have?
What did the CEO say when announcing layoffs at the Southeast Asian division?
The CEO of Pepsi was fired this morning
He tested positive for Coke.
Alright....time for a classic. The Ceo of Datsun was talking to his other high ranking workers when it had just been founded and said, you have 2 days to come up with a name for our company
The workers in a thick Japanese accent said DAT SOON
Why did the CEO of the underwear company cut the introductions short?
He wanted to keep things brief.
The CEO of Honda was fired yesterday, and had to be physically removed from his office
He didn’t want to leave on his own Accord.
The CEO of Honda was fired, and the cops were called to remove him from his office.
He refused to leave on his own Accord.
I'm considering marrying a high earning ceo who doesn't want children, but I'm sad about the prospect of giving up my scuba diving hobby.
It's illegal to DINK and dive.
Guys! The CEO of Samsung is super popular now...
...His phone is blowing up
Dad-joked my boss, the CEO. She didn't laugh
"You should just take an Uber to the airport from your meeting."
"Is it really close?"
"Yea, it's UBER close..."
[she just kind of stared at me for a second while I chuckled to myself, and then walked away.]
What happened to the company that made an otter the CEO?
Did you hear about the Asian CEO?
He has a Taipei personality
They held a funeral for the CEO of Visine...
There wasn’t a dry eye in the house.
What do you call the CEO of Space X in jail?
I used to be the CEO of an origami company
The CEO of Comcast died.
There will be no service.
What kind of car does the CEO of Cinnabon drive?
Apple CEO: We Will Take This iPhone Case to the Supreme Court
I told my supervisor I wanted to talk to the CEO about the herbs growing out of control
She didn't listen though. Just gave me Sage advice, and sent me the managemint instead. The thyme will come soon, I said
Did you hear the ex CEO of Fox news died?
Which company's CEO once said "I have changed the face of mankind the most"?
Did you see that the IRS was doing a bunch of audits and found one corporation listed a turtle as their CEO?
Turns out it was a shell company.
So I heard that the Volkswagen CEO resigned...
I guess you could say he fell off the wagen.
The CEO of Honda was fired and had to be escorted out of the building.
He did not leave on his own Accord.
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