I only have my shelf to blame.
Were these people born in a Barnes and Noble or something?
She said try Sarah Topps.
Personally, Iβm tired of the hullabaloo.
Because it was written by a ghost writer
So, she walks over and takes a seat next to him on the bench, turns to him and says, "Sorry to bother you. I know this may be a little forward but I would love to grab coffee with you some time."
Flattered, the man responds, "Sure... but what makes you so certain you and I would get along so well?"
"Well..." the woman says. "A couple things, actually. I noticed you were wearing an Iron Maiden t-shirt. Iron Maiden are my favorite band of all time. When they went on their reunion tour in 1999, my parents took me to see them in Cleveland. I was 12 years old and it was the first concert I ever went to. I absolutely love Iron Maiden."
The man can't believe it.
"I saw them play Cleveland in '99! First concert I ever went to on my own. My best friend Jimmy Spitz and I told our parents we were sleeping at each others' houses, snuck out, took a bus into the city and saw them play at the Plain Dealer Pavillion!"
Naturally, they're both shocked.
"If that isn't weird enough..." says the woman. "I noticed you're reading Mark Twain. I was a communications major in university and I actually wrote my thesis on Mark Twain and how he used satire as a lens to comment on current events of the time, comparing him to satirical news sources of today. He's my favorite author."
Now the man is really taken aback, "Get out of here! I was an English major in university! I specialized in 19th century American literature and this is like my fourth or fifth time reading Tom Sawyer, I absolutely love Mark Twain."
They both can't believe it...this has got to be a match made in heaven.
"Ok..." the woman says. "Well, buckle up because here's the icing on the cake. I noticed you're eating a prune. Prunes are my absolute favorite fruit. When I was a kid, my grandfather lived on a farm. He had an orchard that mainly grew apples and some lemons, but he knew how much my sister and I loved prunes so he kept a couple of plum trees. Every year at the end of the summer, we'd go up and harvest the plums with him. He'd dry them and by the time we'd go back to his place for Thanksgiving he'd always have those prunes saved just for us. They're my favorite fruit! I love prunes, you're eating a prune, this has got to be fate. What do you say?"
The man puts down his fruit and responds,
"It's a date!"
Goodnight Moon is the darkest book I know.
It's an autobiography.
I canβt seem to put it down.
It caused a title wave!
But it's full of words I've never even herbivore.
She said they might have been damaged, wet and moldy.
At least he died on his own terms.
It's non friction.
Iβm expecting a long sentence
I just cant put it down
Not sure Iβll ever get to the Finish
I just have to take shelfies!
It's about time.
They have a strong sense of entitlement.
[Redacted]
The first page says, βYouβre not helping!β
Itβs textbook Economics.
It's about thyme.
Β£150
A Deus Fax Machina, if you will.
Then the librarian told me to take it out.
He said " Sho Shorry, only got myshelf to blame "
They gave it high Marx because it looked at many new Engels.
That's the story of my life.
I hit a Homer.
The Owl Jizz Era News.
You could say it's very prophetable.
I have to say it was absolutely riveting.
It's non-friction.
They were just Tolkien characters.
But I think it's time to turn the page.
It was pretty deep
I canβt put it down.
I couldnβt put it down
I just can't seem to put it down.
Itβs textbook Economics.
Itβs non-friction.
