My landlord texted saying we need to meet up and talk about how high my heating bill is.
I replied back: “Sure, my door is always open.”
My uncle always talks about his disappointing sex life...
It always end in an Auntie climax.
I hate people who talk about me behind my back...
So, I’ve been hearing people talk about probiotics and how good they are for you. I don’t buy into it.
I guess you could say that I’m anti-biotic.
Are we going to talk about this oar what?
What’s with all the talk about horny bugs in Washington D.C.?
I keep hearing about the capital insect erection.
Doctor: Can we talk about your weight?
Certainly. It was about 20 minutes, but at least the chairs didn't break this time.
A husband and wife were at a marriage counselor. The wife complained, "he only talks about Star Wars! I've had it. I'm leaving him!" The counselor turned to the husband: "well?"
The husband looked at his wife and said, "divorce is strong with this one."
It used to be taboo to talk about plastic surgery.
Now if you mention Botox no one raises an eyebrow.
While people are talking about the presidential election, I don't talk immediately, because...
I'm Biden my time, until I can play my Trump card.
A group of people meet up and eat together every night. But they do not talk about it.
They are part of the bite club
My girlfriend said we needed to have a serious talk about my obsession with furniture
I said we could table it for now.
I tried to talk to my daughter about her chicken nuggets obsession, it didn't go well.
I always thought it was weird that no one talks about demons in Africa.
Then I remembered-they bless the rains down in Africa.
It’s weird- I can’t help but talk about footwear every time I sneeze.
I've heard so much about the "Eye Of The Tiger", but how come no one talks about…
Finally decided to talk to my therapist about my fear of Mexican food.
Took me a long time to finally be able to taco bout it. 🤦🏻♂️
Everybody talks about the dark side of Reddit
I’m getting tired of listening to my military friend talk about using UAVs...
He just drones on and on.
I accidentally trod on a beaker of acid while giving a talk about work safety...
After that I didnt have a leg to stand on
Everyone talks about Saudi's expensive tastes
I am reluctant to talk about my chain-link strainer.
Someone might think it is a fence sieve.
Why does school talk about triangles so much?
Some people don't get the point.
Cardi B’s sister used to spy for the Russian government, but refuses to talk about it publicly
My son hates art so much that his body releases gas every time we talk about it
When I want to talk with people I just met I talk to them about climate change
I find that it's a great ice breaker
Did you hear about the two friends named Doug that got in a fight and don’t talk anymore?
Now they’re both Doug-less
You should never talk about the Titanic on a first date...
It's a terrible Icebreaker
It's hard to talk my kids about sex
It's a pretty touchy subject
I need to talk with someone about what I should do with my urge to buy woodshop grippers...
I'm an arborist, but my wife hates it when I talk about forestry.
I feel like I can't boreal with her.
My wife is nervous about having to talk to strangers on a cruise we are about to take.
I said, “Don’t worry. We are all in the same boat.”
When Dumbo’s mom was pregnant, no one would talk about it.
It was the elephant in the womb.
Police: We need to talk to your son about the fire at your neighbor's place
My wife has gotten into being a furry and it's all she talks about!
She's become un-bear-able.
Everyone braging about big Dicks, well I have a medium Dick, it can talk to ghosts
Why don’t catholic priest talk about molestation in the church?
I talk a lot about incontinency
All this talk about Australia...
Is spreading like wildfire.
I have an addiction to unpowered flight puns, but I don't like to talk about it.
I hate when people talk about humility!
The only time I experience humility is when I get in my hot car and it feels hard to breathe!
I asked if it was ethical to talk about brains
They told me it was a gray area.
My parents don’t talk about foreplay in front of me
They say it’s a touchy subject
My friend used to sincerely talk about the works of Hemingway...
I used to know a guy who was all about getting his waffle in the morning. That's all he'd talk about! He'd even take people's toast out of the toaster and put in his waffles.
There's a lot of talk about zamboni driver David Ayres getting a once-in-a-lifetime win, but I don't think we've seen the last of him in the NHL.
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I hate when people talk about me behind my back.
My landlord says he needs to come talk to me about how high my heating bill is.
I told him, "My door is always open".
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