A little Christmas song. A B C D E F G H I J K M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L...
I didn’t get the Xbox Series X I wanted for my birthday.
I need someone to console me.
I’m trying to learn the alphabet but I can’t get past X
I don’t know why
Reviewers weren’t very kind to the new Surface Pro X.
It’s a fanless device.
Can I play World War Z without having played World War A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X and Y before? /r/ShouldIbuythisgame/com…
Did you know that dogs can’t read x-ray’s and MRI’s?
But catscan
(x-post r/jokes) My wife told me that she couldn't turn her neck because it hurts so much, so I told her to look forward to a massage tonight...
...Since she can't look sideways anyways...
It’s so unethical for a dog to be a doctor. Dogs can’t control machines like x-rays. But catscan.
(X-post) You can't trust Greek instruments.
They're known lyres.
Guy blew a red light and got into a pretty bad accident. A quick scan of the interior gives a pretty good idea of why he couldn't stop. (X-post from r/justrolledintotheshop)
(X post) My sewage wasn't working very well.
It was a real drain.
You can't lie when getting an x-ray
They see right through you
Its a good thing that x-ray glasses aren't real, or there would be a lot of good looking people with cancer.
The eyes of a seal pup are pure black because they don't go to school. Instead they spend their time clubbing, so...no pupils. (x post /r/ShittyAnimalFacts)
Don't forget to tip your servers [x-post r/pics] imgur.com/UHFjdpi
Sometimes when I need a 4x4 but I don't have any, I just make a faux x 4
Why don't the X-men let Colossus participate in their talent shows?
Because he always steels the show.
(X-post /r/jokes) Do you know what E.T. is short for?
So he can fit into his spaceship.
I am a Demi-God but I wasn't satisfied with it. I told my God I wanted to be more. Now I'm Demi Moore. What do? (x-post /r/fifthworldproblems)
My celestial peers don't find me attractive due to my lack of gravity (x-post from /r/fifthworldproblems)
I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation (x-post from /r/facebookwins)
"Seven-Eight-Don't" (x-post /r/gaming)
The doctor read my X-ray and said that I can't laugh for six weeks.
He told me I broke my humerus bone.
Why can't tennis players ever find happiness [x-post from AdviceAnimals] imgur.com/OgbEY
Don't move! You're getting mugged!! (x-post /r/VoteItUp)
I didn't know that Rocket(dayz developer) is a Dad but here it goes x-post r/dayz
Looks like denial won't be a river in Egypt anymore. (x-post from geopolitics) news.nationalgeographic.c…
I don't own a cat but here's a picture of one. X-post from /r/notinteresting
I didn't realize MegaMan was a father (x-post from /r/gaming)
http://i.imgur.com/5zHPJyV.png
A, B, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, & Z are all racists.. How do I know?
Because they're all not 'C's.
I'm trying to learn the alphabet but I can't get past 'X'
I just don't know why !
I have updated the alphabet for festive period. A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, Z
No-el no-L
More Dogs can’t read an X-ray or MRI.
But catscan.
(X-post) You can't trust Greek instruments.
They're known lyres.
