Bread is like the sun.

It rises in the yeast and sets in the waist.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Impressive-Ad2425
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2021
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Did you hear about the snowman who had issues with the sun coming up?

He had a total meltdown

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theweirdguy_
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2021
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I woke up early wondering when the sun would rise...

Then it dawned on me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/orion_winterheart
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2021
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Why did Tatooine have two suns?

To keep lukewarm

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fingerbob73
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2021
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I waited & stayed up all night trying to figure out where the sun was...

Then it dawned on me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Altar-83
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2021
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I read a two page article on the sun

It was a light read

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nyuu222
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2021
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A Kung Fu student asks his teacher, "Master, why does my ability not improve? I'm always defeated." And the master, pensive and forever patient, answers, "My dear pupil, have you seen the gulls flying by the setting sun and their wings seeming like flames?"

"Yes, my master, I have."

"And a waterfall, spilling mightly over the stones without taking anything out of its proper place?"

"Yes, my master, I have witnessed it."

"And the moon, when it touches the calm water to reflect all its enormous beauty?"

"Yes, my master, I have also seen this marvelous phenomenon."

"That is the problem. You keep watching all this shit instead of training."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2021
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Who’s older, the sun or the moon?

The moon, because they let her come out at night

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pupo4
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2021
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What watches over a castle when the sun goes down?

A night

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πŸ‘€︎ u/troutslayer12
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2021
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What holds the sun up in the sky

Sunbeams

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nickatier_Carbs
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2021
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I woke up this morning to find two birds sitting in the sun in our backyard eating ice cream.

They were Basking Robins.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2021
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I got second degree burns on my head from being out in the sun too long...

No cap

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shercroft
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2021
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Why did the dad love his sun?

Because he was really bright.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VeryLastBison
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2021
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If the Earth is the third planet from the Sun...

...does that mean that every country is a third-world country?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PaleoGamer
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2021
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I never thought the sun really goes around the earth

And then it dawned on me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Geb69
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2021
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After getting back from the beach, my daughter said, β€œHey, look! I’m tan from the sun!”

I shook her hand. β€œIt’s very nice to meet you! I’m Dad from Earth.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/u-squanks
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2021
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Special moment: giving my sun his first bath.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mcdofras
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2021
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Would you like to be the sun to my life?

Her: yes, I really would!

Me: good, so stay 92 million miles away from me!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dirty-Slippers
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2021
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My friend has the perfect plan, he says we can travel to the sun...

We just have to go at night

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dsgorman
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2021
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Sun dried laundry is always...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Comedian-Federal
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2021
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What is sun tzu’s cookbook called?

The art of vore

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2021
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How does the Sun deliver light to Earth?

Through the Light Post

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2021
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What happens when the sun goes out in Bangladesh?

It gets Dhaka

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shubh_Gupta70248
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2021
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Damn, sun!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/YouKilledKenny12
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2021
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Why is the sun setting

Cause it's done for the day!

came up with this when my 5 year old asked me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ady1583
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2021
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What kind of dogs like sun tanning?

Hotdogs

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oasishippie
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2021
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What did the Sun say when it first saw Venus?

Are you Sirius?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/5pez__A
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2021
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It was my suns birthday today.

4,603,000,001 years young.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NHonis
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2021
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Why shouldn't you stare at the Sun?

Because you'll get Corona Iris.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/abydocomistdad
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2021
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I promised my new girlfriend the sun, the moon and the stars....

So, I took her to the planetarium.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2021
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Well.. We made another trip around the sun.

But it's the earth's rotation that really makes my day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jagee23
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2021
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What happens to nitrogen when the sun rises?

It becomes daytrogen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/viky_boy
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2020
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From my six years daughter: what kind of bread does the sun like?

A heart shaped bread. (she pronounced it "hot" with a heavy British accent). This is her Valentine day joke. I am a proud dad.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrSpeedskater
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2021
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My friend today is intentionally staring at the sun to cause eye damage.

Look on the bright side, today will be the last time he sees 2020....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RasberryOnline
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2020
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Why didn't the sun go to college?

It already has like a million degrees!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/goldbeardsdelight
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2020
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2 Astronauts landed on the Sun

Astronaut 1 : ItssofuckinghotcanIgetabeeraroundhere?

Astronaut 2 : Thereisnospacebar.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rhshi14
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2021
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NASA put a watch around a potted plant and sent it on a rocket to the sun. I said to my Daughter, "don't worry, it will be ok.."

"a watched pot never boils"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kevographic
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2021
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He’s wearing sun glasses v.redd.it/mk9all0oyhu51
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πŸ‘€︎ u/S0UPFATHER
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2020
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Hey Sun.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bumblebee_Logical
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2020
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Bread is like the Sun

Rises in the yeast, sets in the waist.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FilthyMM
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2021
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Bread is like the sun.

It rises in the yeast and sets in the waist.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wimpykidfan37
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2021
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I stayed up all night to see where the sun went

Then it dawned on me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/longblondedreads
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2021
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How is bread like the sun?

It rises in the yeast and sets in the waist.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChronoFoe
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2021
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I stayed up all night wondering where the sun was

And then it dawned on me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rockefoe
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2021
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Brewing beer is like the sun....

It rises in the yeast and sets in the waist.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2021
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I stayed up all night wondering where the sun was,

Then it dawned on me

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