Sun Moon Puns

The moon. It stays out all night

…We plan to go at night!”

Eclipse it

The sun because it is very bright.

Sun: "Oh man, I forgot my wallet!" Moon: "Don't worry, I'll cover you."

So, I took her to the planetarium.

“Have you been out all night?”

When I answered that the sun was older, she said: "The moon is older because she can go out at night" Well played.

With a heat wave!

"Eek! Lips!"

Because night skies finish last.

The moon, because they let her come out at night

Eclipse it

Eclipse it

“Hello Sun.”

What did the sun say to the moon?

“Dad?”

Eclipse it.

Because the Moon goes out at night.