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Hey, I've got a bunch of floppies (and one bobblehead) that I am looking to trade or sell.

Haves:

The newer comics (Manhattan Projects, Pretty Deadly, Infernal Man-Thing) are all in great condition (stored in bags and boards, etc.). The older comics are reader condition, but I believe they are all complete - I would be happy to take pictures of anything and post!

If you are interested in multiple things, make me a deal!

Manhattan Projects ($25 for set)

1 ($1 Image Firsts edition)

2-3 (2nd printing)

4-25 (1st printing)

Pretty Deadly ($10 for set)

Vol.1 1-5

Infernal Man-Thing (2012 3-issue mini-series) ($5 for set)

1-3

Stray Toasters (1988 4-issue mini-series by Bill Sienkievitz) ($12 for set)

1-4

New Gods (original Kirby series) - $5

9

Mister Miracle (original Kirby series) - $5 each

9, 11-16, 18

Wacky Wobbler DC Universe The Joker (This is the comic version, not the movie version) - I don't know, $10?

unopened

Wants

I also have some single issues that I am looking for. Specifically:

Suicide Squad (original Ostrander run, not the new 52 or newer series)

Brave and the Bold (original series that from 50s - 80s)

DC Comics Presents (original series from 80s)

Kamandi (original series)

If you have any of these you would like to trade, send me a list of issues you have, or send me a note and I will let you know what issues I am looking for. Thanks!

What are your thoughts on it? I thought it was very beautiful and clever, but somehow incomprehensible. Am I lazy if I think a comic book can be "too hard to read"?

In 2020, my girlfriend moved into a small studio with a backyard that I already was staying at. It was very small think of a standard one bedroom with a wall for a bathroom (no door). We used hot plates and toaster oven, but we were a great team and made it through it together.

After a while a stray cat comes over and bonds with my girlfriend eventually staying in the yard everyday. She feeds him and plays with him forming a solid relationship between both of them. I honestly never cared since he was an outdoor cat only coming inside when raccoons would come and try to fight with him. It was so ideal since he and us would have our space.

2021 hit and I progressed in my career making over double what I made when I first moved into the studio leading us to upgrade into a nice 1 bedroom that allowed animals. I make enough to pay for everything and still have money to spare so it seemed logical. Only issue was now we have an outdoor cat that my girlfriend adores and he can’t be outdoor anymore...

At first it was a little rocky between the cat any me since he pissed on the floors and in my brand new shoes twice.. we figured it was stress and it stopped. He still has an issue with going to bathroom and running out with shit still coming out or on him which is a bit annoying. I made it clear to her that it is her cat and I am co-existing with it.

Today, he ran out with shit on him and I spent 45 minutes or more looking for it since it dropped on the floor. I was unable to and told my girlfriend to handle it since I’m over it. She ended up finding it right away & on her shoe. I told her it’s because his litter box is full since she didn’t clean it yesterday like she said & when it’s full he gets prissy and runs out as quick as possible causing this issue.

She than proceeds to ask me to start cleaning it and I refused since I didn’t even really want that cat but allowed it to stay if she took care of it. I thought that agreement was fair since she wanted it. She got mad and told me if I don’t want to help than don’t feed him either which was weird to say since I wake up 5hours everyday before her to go to work so it’s logical I feed him in the morning. My girlfriend wants me to start helping do something I made clear I did not wish to do, I already go beyond and do a full litter clean out every Sunday and wash the box which to me is more than enough.

I am not looking forward to this summer since she gets to go on a nice vacation while I’m stuck work

I'm creating a dnd monster of CR 0 that dies in non-sensical ways. It's name is Beleep, it is an interdimensional being that spawns objects with itself.

1. Drives off a cliff in a car (u/AwesomeTopHat)
2. Nightmare tentacles crush it to death (u/AwesomeTopHat)
3. A Black Hole crush it (u/AwesomeTopHat)
4. Drive into with a  trunk into a fire (u/AwesomeTopHat)
5. Grows wings and fly too close to the sun (u/AwesomeTopHat)
6. Heart attack (u/AwesomeTopHat)
7. Sudden explosion (u/AwesomeTopHat)
8. Bear attack (u/AwesomeTopHat)
9. Drowning (u/AwesomeTopHat)
10. Falling out of airplane (u/AwesomeTopHat)
11. Impaled by falling branch (u/AwesomeTopHat)
12. Crushed by falling piano (u/AwesomeTopHat)
13. Runs into wall too hard (u/AwesomeTopHat)
14. Death by cuddles (u/AwesomeTopHat)
15. Eaten by a dragon (u/AwesomeTopHat)
16. Falls into a vat of acid (u/AwesomeTopHat)
17. Thanos snap (u/AwesomeTopHat)
18. Heart breaks (u/AwesomeTopHat)
19. Stabbed by Yandere (u/AwesomeTopHat)
20. Electrocution (u/AwesomeTopHat)
21. Gets hit with water and melts (like Wizard of Oz) (u/AwesomeTopHat)
22. Betrayed by brother and dropped off cliff (Lion King Mufasa) (u/AwesomeTopHat)
23. Eaten by a T Rex (u/AwesomeTopHat)
24. Mineturtle (ASDF Movie) (u/AwesomeTopHat)
25. Trips and falls (u/AwesomeTopHat)
26. Run over by a train (u/AwesomeTopHat)
27. Sneezed too hard (u/AwesomeTopHat)
28. Scared to death (u/AwesomeTopHat)
29. Burned alive (u/AwesomeTopHat)
30. Driving car and dies peacefully in its sleep, the passenger Beleeps die by car accident (u/AwesomeTopHat)
31. Balls ripped off (u/AwesomeTopHat)
32. Dropped by a giant (u/AwesomeTopHat)
33. Boulder fell on it (u/AwesomeTopHat)
34. Dies in its sleep, wakes up in a time loop, then dies again restarting the time loop (u/AwesomeTopHat)
35. Frozen to death by a Blizzard(u/AwesomeTopHat)
36. got caught in a fireball (u/AwesomeTopHat)
37. Looking at the sun and incinerating. ( VoyTheFey )
38. Eats too hot of food and cooks itself (VoyTheFey )
39. A giant vat of vinegar appears and pickles it (VoyTheFey )
40. sudden loss of gravity that reactivates several hundred feet up (VoyTheFey )
41. Covered in honey and attacked by bees (VoyTheFey )
42. Shark attack while swimming in the ocean. ([Ragnaroksas](https://www.reddit.com/user/Rag

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[XBOX] CROSSOUT 1.0.95. DRONAPOCALYPSE

[PS4] Crossout 2.30. Dronapocalypse

Welcome to the update 0.12.50, survivors! This update includes: the updated “Dronapocalypse”, the Easter event, the possibility of choosing blueprints in clan battles and saving co-drivers along with blueprints, a new pack with a unique garage and much more!

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Attention! The event will last from March 29 to April 11 inclusive!

Drones are taking over the Wasteland again! Play as one of these small, intrusive and, in some cases, dangerous opponents and destroy a powerful enemy leviathan!

The main features of the brawl:

• The battle takes place in the format “8 vs 8”.
• The team that defeats the enemy Leviathan wins the battle. If at the end of the allotted time, no team destroyed the enemy Leviathan, then the one whose leviathan has more durability remaining wins. If at the end of the battle both Leviathans have the same amount of durability, then the battle ends in a draw.
• Survivors use pre-assembled drones in this brawl.
• This year, we have upgraded the Leviathans and added new drones, so you might have to look for new victory tactics. Among the new additions you will be able to try:
  • “Fireworks” drone (with the rocket launcher “Nest”)
  • “Pointer” drone (with the guided rocket “ATGM Flute”)
  • “Power drill” drone (with the pulse cannon “Kaiju”)
  • “Fryer” drone (with the melee weapon “Tempura”)
  • “Tourist” drone (with the minelayer “King”)
  • “Toaster” drone (with the minelayer “Jubokko”)
• At the start of each battle, you are automatically given a drone with random weapons.
• The mode also has respawns. Before each respawn, you need to choose one of the 5 drones to continue the battle. The shown blueprints are randomly selected. If you fail to choose a drone in the allotted time, you will automatically be given one of the five picks.
• Choose a drone wisely and take into account the current situation on the battlefield. The right choice will help you not only to destroy

The funeral director was asking us what we think Mum should wear in her casket.

Mum always loved to wear sarongs (fabric wraps that go around the torso and drape downward a bit like a long skirt would), so my uncle suggested that she wear a sarong in there.

The funeral director looked a bit confused, as did some of our family members, to which my uncle added:

"What's sarong with that?"

I started laughing like an idiot. He was proud of it too. The funeral director was rather shocked. We assured her, and our more proper relatives, that Mum would've absolutely loved the joke (which is very true).

His delivery was perfect. I'll never forget the risk he took. We sometimes recall the moment as a way help cushion the blows of the grieving process.

--Edit-- I appreciate the condolences. I'm doing well and the worst is behind me and my family. But thanks :)

--Edit-- Massive thanks for all the awards and kind words. And the puns! Love 'em.

I would have a daughter

Capital of Ireland

It's Dublin everyday

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But Bill kept the Windows

True story; it even happened last night. My 5-year-old son walks up behind me and out of the blue says, "hey."

I turn to him and say, "yeah, kiddo? What's up?"

He responds, "it's dead grass."

I'm really confused and trying to figure out what's wrong and what he wants from me. "What? There's dead grass? What's wrong with that?"

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He says, totally straight-faced, "hay is dead grass," and runs off.

You officially hit rock bottom

I may be crazy, but for my first PC build I chose to use the Silverstone SG13 case, the tiny toaster as I aptly call it. It is a beautiful case but is incredibly small. I'm going to chronicle the step by step process of building this little beast and write reviews for each product under their respective titles. My friend did build most of it for me, but it was still a fun experience and I learnt so much from doing some of it myself.

Silverstone SG13 case:

The side panels were easy to remove, with just a few simple screws at the back. It was removed by pulling the sides back then upwards. There isn't much to say about the case other then it looking kinda cute, even with its industrial style. The small interior (only 11.5L) actually managed to fit all the components, aside from one small fan, with ease and a little bit of breathing room. I'd highly recommend this case for a small space, like I do, as the free corner of my desk happens to be SG13 sized. The only issue I had with it was that when reattaching the side panels, it would not line up correctly. This has left a very small gap between the front of the case and the side. I don't know if I did anything wrong or if the case I bought happened to be slightly defective, but it is a very mild cosmetic issue and barely noticeable. What may be an issue for some people is the lack of space for cable management. I tried my best to keep it as attractive and neat as possible, but the lack of space definitely left some stray cables, 4/5.

AMD Ryzen 5 3600 CPU:

As my PC hasn't been booted into windows yet, I can't comment on the quality of the CPU. However, it did install effortlessly and has been recognised in the BIOS. This part of the installation was one of the scariest due to the possibility of moving one of the pins connecting the motherboard to the CPU. However, when it fell into place, it was the biggest relief ever. I chose this CPU rather than a more powerful one as I had wanted to avoid purchasing a larger cooler, and thus getting a larger case. Also, it was at a reasonable price of only £145.

Western Digital SN750 1TB M.2 SSD:

There's not much to say about this as it's an SSD. I chose an M.2 drive to save on space and cables and I can confirm that it works. I may upgrade at a later date with a second M.2 drive if I find that 1TB isn't enough, but previous PC's I have used have only had 1TB and I still had space to spare. I would recommend this, as it is cheaper compared to Samsung and is by a reput

K9P

And then you will all be sorry.

No it doesn't.

Now it’s syncing.

Welcome to Dear My Cat! A lot of questions have been posted into the subreddit recently and they're starting to get repetitive so I thought it would be nice to have them all in one place.

[This FAQ is correct as of Version 1.2.3]

Inviting Cats

• I want to invite [x] cat to my island. How do I do this? You can invite a cat to the island by clicking on the ticket button on the bottom left. It will light up if you have enough gold to invite a cat. This will invite a random cat to your island. There is no specific order in which the cats are invited and there is no way to choose a cat to invite to your island.
• I want to invite a cat to my island but "Max" is coming up when I try. This is because you have reached the maximum number of cats you can have on your island. You can increase this by buying a new destination. Note that paid cats, event cats, Faena the Flower Keeper and Chef Popori do not contribute to this maximum and can be invited at any time. The maximum number of cats that can be invited using gold is currently 92. Event cats and paid cats do NOT contribute to this maximum and are counted separately.
• If I get the subscription for Stray Cat Ruby, will she go away at the end of the subscription? Yes, Stray Cat Ruby only stays for the duration of the subscription.
• I want a cat from a previous event/sale. Is there a way to obtain it? Currently, the only cats that are unavailable to invite are Moon Witch Pluto, Nicholas, Ginger, Clarice, Serafina, MooMoo, Effy and Cocoa. There is no way to obtain them in this update. It is possible that the non-paid cats (Ginger, Clarice, MooMoo and Effy) may appear in a subsequent update but this is unconfirmed.

Gold, Hearts, Rubies and Diamonds

• How do I earn more gold? You can earn gold by collecting gold at the Statue every x seconds, collecting Cloud Whale's Gift, collecting Offline Rewards, buying Gold Gift or completing Photo Missions. All destinations generate gold, which is automatically collected in-game. You can increase gold production by inviting more cats (150%), levelling up cat happiness (120% per level), increasing island level (250%), levelling up each destination (variable increase) and levelling up the research level Joy of Growth (150%). Increasing gold production also increases the amount of gold that you can earn by Cloud Whale's Gift, Offline Rewards, Gold Gift and Photo Mission Rewards. Levelling up the research levels Ample Reward (10% increase of Cloud

Because he wanted space

Edit: Thank you for the awards.

He replied, "Well, stop going to those places then!"

I will find you. You have my Word.

She said how do you know he was headed to work?

“thank you for your cervix.”

...sails are going through the roof.

Mods said I'm a cereal reposter...

A taxi

But now I stand corrected.

He thought homes were built, not born.