Stopped flow Puns

A list of puns related to "Stopped flow"

My wife told me our 6 month old daughter was having difficulty feeding at night. She’d become angry when milk didn’t flow quick enough and would stop nursing, but when she stopped nursing it would negate all the work she did to prime the pump.

I told her that sounds like a real catch titty two. She did not find it very funny.

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👤︎ u/Pale_L
📅︎ Aug 27 2019
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Where do you go if you want to stop a water flow by wedging in hundreds of small furry animals?

Hamster dam

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👤︎ u/Octopus-Pawn
📅︎ Mar 03 2020
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how many sound engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?

one, two... one, two...

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👤︎ u/cobbywebby92
📅︎ Nov 13 2015
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Taxing menstrual products...

...is a bloody shame, and they should stop that, period. Don't expect me to just go with the flow.

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👤︎ u/Spotted_Lady
📅︎ Apr 21 2018
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Not really a 'joke' per se, but my dad's take on 'Let It Snow', from Southern California

So my dad sent this to everyone in his office. I groaned a couple of times and thought it'd fit in well here.

Oh, the weather outside is crazy
Like a film from Martin Scorsese
The rain will fall and the wind will blow
El niño, el niño, el niño

It doesn’t show signs of stopping
My shirt and pants are sopping
Oh, where did that umbrella go
El niño, el niño, el niño

Weather patterns don’t seem right
Southern Cal is all a storm
The marine layer and all of its might
All because the Pacific is warm

The fear of fire is now subsiding
our thoughts turn to mudsliding
Down the hillside our houses flow
El niño, el niño, el niño

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👤︎ u/maryfuckingpoppins
📅︎ Dec 24 2015
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