A list of puns related to "Steal Hear"
The cops are working tirelessly to catch him
It's the rustle crow.
Waterway to go, huh?
It was a self-own.
>!cellphone!<
They were charged with Impreza-lment of funds.
He wanted poached eggs.
…he’s wanted for his ill-begotten Gain
It seemed to be the first case of a NikNak Paddywhack
Apparently it was panes taking work.
It's Star Trek: The Search for Spork
He was cleared of all charges.
They both got 6 months.
He was just arrested for Petty theft.
It was a brief case
They each got six months
And given the deaf penalty
Police are working tirelessly trying to find them.
She was a real bamboozler...
I don't know how they can sleep at night.
They were incahoots.
He made bale.
The judge gave him 12 months
I guess the "Batman" was "Robin."
He’s now an iCon.
The robbery was a bust.
Dad: Did you hear about the guy stealing tires off police cruisers?
Me: No, that's crazy!
Dad: Apparently the police are working tirelessly to catch the guy.
Me: ...I hate you.
Me: You got the goods?
Dealer: I have an alloy of iron and carbon for only $1.
Me: My, what a steel!
Guy: Hey, wanna hear my joke?
Boxer: I dunno, man. People always say I ruin their punchline.
Teacher: What are the four components of DNA?
Student: Actually, there are five: Adenine, cytosine, guanine, thymine--
Teacher: Oh? And the fifth one?
Student: I got I got I got I got...
Me (metric): Why does America use the imperial system? It's stupid.
Friend (imperial): Actually, other places use the imperial system.
Me: Which other places?
Friend: The Galactic Empire.
Guy: I hate spam.
Me: I like sushi.
Me: I like sushi.
Me: I like sushi.
...
Someone: Son of a gun...
Someone Else: Now you've just pistoled me off!
Okay, I know these are not the greatest puns ever, but this is my first post in this subreddit. Anyway, now here are the explanations:
Joke 1 - An alloy of carbon and iron is popularly referred to as steel, and stainless steel costs $2.41, in which the item receives a 58.51% reduction in cost, which is a mighty bargain, also known as a steal.
Joke 2 - Boxing is a sport in which your only goal is to knock your opponent out through a series of punches. The ending or twist of a joke is commonly referred to as the punchline of said joke.
Joke 3 - Check out Kendrick Lamar's DNA song.
Joke 4 - Troops and personnel of the Galactic Empire from Star Wars are commonly referred to as the Imperials.
Joke 5 - Spam musubi, or just spam, is a type of sushi. On the internet, spam is referred to as the repetition of a specific message, especially when emailing, to annoy or advertise a product/website to someone.
Joke 6 - The phrase, "Son of a gun", is a friendlier alternative to the phrase, "Son of a bitch!" Also, when you annoy someone, that means that you pissed them off, which sounds a bit like "pistoled".
The farmer says "Sir, I've lived hear near on 60 years and all that time no one has ever tried to steal a bucket of shit"
Dad: Did you hear about the new crime wave happening in town?
Everyone: No! What is it?
Dad: People are breaking into houses stealing toilets.
Everyone: Wow, that is so weird. Who would do something like that and why?
Dad: Yeah the cops said they have nothing to go on.
Everyone: UGHHHH
Roommate: Did you hear that Diddy interrupted Drake's concert to call him out for stealing his beats? Me: Did he?
They are working tirelessly to catch him!
It was a brief case
He made bale.
They each got 6 months
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