Soylent Puns

A list of puns related to "Soylent"

It's hard to define how Soylent Green tastes

It varies from person to person

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👤︎ u/BunzarTheFuzzy
📅︎ Aug 30 2019
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I guess that soylent green was...

a humanitarian solution to a food crisis.

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👤︎ u/ImpossibleCanadian
📅︎ Jun 04 2018
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We went to a chicken place today because the gf said she wanted to see their food

But I think she just wanted to see a chicken strip.

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👤︎ u/Calthropstu
📅︎ Jul 26 2018
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Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?

They taste funny

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👤︎ u/Trtlman
📅︎ May 18 2018
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How do you get a cannibal to eat a salad?

Make it with soylent greens!

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👤︎ u/heidgerken
📅︎ Feb 01 2017
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