1)Anurag Kashyap
2)Raju Hirani
3)Zoya Akhtar
4)Dibakar Banerjee
5)Vishal Bhardwaj
6)Sriram Raghvan
7)Neeraj Pandey
8)Shoojit Sircar
9)Sanjay Leela Bhansali
10)Vikramaditya Motwane
11)Anurag Basu
12)Imtiaz Ali
13)Hansal Mehta
14)Abhishek Chaubey
15)Raj&Dk
16)Nitesh Tiwari & Ashwini Iyer Tiwari
17)Rakyesh Mehra
18)Amar Kaushik
19)Kabir Khan
20)Anubhav Sinha
21)Raj Kumar Gupta
22)Vikas Behl
23)Anand L.Rai
24)Megna Gulzar
25)Farhan Akhtar(He could soon return to director's chair)
26)Ayan Mukherjee
27)Shakun Batra
28)Anand Gandhi
29)Neeraj Ghaywan
30)Homi Adjania
31)Reema Kagti
32)Bejoy Nambiar
33)Amit Masurkar
34)Sujoy Ghosh
35)Om Raut
36)Navdeep Singh
37)Siddharth Anand
38)Ali Abbas Zafar
39)Abhishek Kapoor
40)Raj Mehta
41)Sharat Kataria
42)Shonali Bose
43)R.Balki
44)Mohit Suri
45)Karan Johar
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.
THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB
Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"
I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual
So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes
r/unclejokes for dirty jokes
r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC
r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes
Punchline !
Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub
Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat
Do your worst!
They were cooked in Greece.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?
Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"
Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
But that’s comparing apples to oranges
And boy are my arms legs.
And now I’m cannelloni
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
but then I remembered it was ground this morning.
Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale
Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments
They’re on standbi
A play on words.
My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.
TLDR: Shows about politics most likely to be axed
Content creators and on-demand video streaming platforms in India have turned cautious following the recent guidelines notified by the information and broadcasting ministry and controversies surrounding shows like Tandav and Mirzapur 2 which were pulled up by the government and courts.
Fans of Amazon Prime Video’s espionage thriller The Family Man and crime thriller Paatal Lok will be disappointed, with upcoming seasons of both cancelled, said two people familiar with the development.
The Family Man is a Rs55 crore project is complete but will no longer see the light of the day, and the next season of Paatal Lok will not go on floors. Amazon has also, for now, stalled a show by filmmaker Vishal Bhardwaj based on the Kandahar hijack case, while Disney+ Hotstar which was set to release Kamathipura on the red-light district in Mumbai to coincide with International Women’s Day, has pushed it back indefinitely.
Hotstar did not respond to Mint’s queries, nor did Bharadwaj and the makers of The Family Man. An Amazon Prime Video spokesperson said “The Family Man Season 2, as previously announced, is returning to the service in the summer of 2021" without commenting on the other two shows. Anushka Sharma’s Clean Slate Films, producer of Paatal Lok, declined to comment saying the prerogative of an official comment lies with Amazon.
“All platforms are asking creators to be extremely cautious at the moment, and basically avoid depicting (social and political) realities," said a filmmaker working on a web show who declined to be named. These are all companies running businesses, the person said, and they cannot afford to have one product lead to the demise of the broader entity. Eventually, a Family Man or a Paatal Lok is only a tiny pie of Amazon’s overall operations in India. Most services have worked with legal firms to point out problematic aspects for about three years but are now going through scripts with a toothcomb.
Most streaming platforms Mint reached out to either refrained from commenting on record on the new rules and their impact.
Monika Shergill, vice-president, content, Netflix, said the goal of the government and the industry is to do the best for consumers and creators. “We’re analyzing the guidelines right now and have always believed in being more responsible to viewers and to the society at large," Shergill said when asked about the guidelines.
Streaming firms like ZEE5, ALTBalaji and M
... keep reading on reddit ➡Pilot on me!!
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Or would that be too forward thinking?
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
When I got home, they were still there.
I won't be doing that today!
Hindus, on the other hand, never had any beef.
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
[Removed]
Where ever you left it 🤷♀️🤭
There hasn't been a post all year!
And then shook his arm really fast.
(True story, please groan with me.)
