My first dad joke (cat and dog related)

Our 3yr old cat has been a little weary of our new 14 week old husky puppy, since we brought him home. So I've told the cat I've had her back and wouldn't let the puppy hurt her.

Husky was up close in her face yapping at the cat, she swatted and was yelling back. So I pulled him away and comforted the cat with "I told you I had your back, just don't cry wolf now..."

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👤︎ u/dano17
📅︎ Sep 06 2016
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Saw this little exchange out today

Little Girl: Daddy I want a wolf dog. (Referring to a husky she saw)

Dad: But you do have a wolf dog.

Little Girl: Nooo Shellys not a wolf dog.

Dad: Yeah huh. She goes "woof woof."

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📅︎ Oct 16 2013
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In honor of Halloween

What did the pimp say to the woman when she asked, "What are you going to wear to the party?"

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Imma wear WOLF!

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👤︎ u/Koggotd
📅︎ Oct 31 2013
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