Season's Beatings Puns

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UCF, Army, Air Force, Utah State, Houston and Central Michigan were the winners. And unless there's a rescheduled bowl, there will be no other G5 versus P5 matchups.

Link to article: https://bleacherreport.com/articles/774643-nba-the-15-most-unbreakable-records-in-league-history

A bit crazy how some of these were considered unbreakable but 2 have been broken with possibly Kareem's record being next.

Full list:

1. Number of points in a single game: Wilt Chamberlain's 100

2. Championships as a player: Bill Russell with 11

3. Single-season scoring average: Wilt Chamberlain with 50.4

4. Consecutive games played: AC Green with 1,192

5. Number of wins in a single season: Broken by the Golden State Warriors in 2016 with their 73-9 season

6. Career points scored: Kareem Abdul Jabbar with 38,387 (LeBron is currently third with 36k+ points)

7. Career assists: John Stockton with 15,806

8. Average a triple double for a season: After Oscar Robertson, Westbrook averaged a triple double in his MVP season in 16-17. Since then, he has done it three other times.

9. Winning streak: 71-72 Lakers with 33 straight wins

10. Consecutive 30pt games: Wilt with 65 games

11. Assists in a single game: Scott Skiles with 30 (Only player closest to this in recent years is 25 by Rondo in 2017. 29 was the previous record held by Kevin Porter)

12. Free throw percentage for a season: Jose Calderon with 98.1%

13. Career games played: Robert Parish with 1,611 games

14. Technicals for a season: Rasheed Wallace with 41

15. Average blocks per game: Mark Eaton with 5.6

[The Athletic NBA]

The Houston Rockets started the season 1-16, dead last in the league.

Since then, they've won seven straight games after beating the Nets on Wednesday.

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https://twitter.com/TheAthleticNBA/status/1468791532786380801

Does anyone know the record for seven goal games? Look's like the Avs have a shot at it.

20 points on 14 offensive possessions for the most explosive offense in the nfl is pretty shit. Dak looks inconsistent as all hell and they can't run the ball to save their mamas. 10 points on 4 turnover. Seems like the recipe to beat them is stop the run and don't turn the ball over. #HHTR

P.S. I think our chances of winning the division are slim at best but a wildcard spot is very realistic and with how we play against elite QBs we have a chance to steal one on the road.

Think about it. Ever since Johnny opened up cobra kai, everything at the valley gone to shit & the people involved with johnny lawrence & cobra kai had their lives turned for the worse

If not for Johnny, Miguel would've never had been able to beat the bullies at the cafeteria, get more students to join ( of which inivitably creates tension within each other like hawk, dimitri, and assface) and get the cofidence to ask out sam. Miguel later breaks up with sam because of robbys close relationship with her which wouldn't even had happened if johnny was there for robby. Miguel later wins the tournament which later leads to tory joining cobra kai and having johnny spar her with miguel: the all-valley champ. Miguel later dates tory only to cheat on her with sam ( who was dating robby at the time) days before school start which ultimately creates the epic foght finale of season 2 among the other cobra kai and miyagi-do students that have had beef building up prior to the big fighr. In the meantime, Johnny grows a relationship with miguels mom carmen which ultimately grows rotten after miguel is hospitalized after getting dropped kicked by his own son falling from a stairwell spending most of season 3 recovering from his coma with possible permament damage. Kreese, who only came back because of johnnys efforts finally succeeds in taking control of cobra kai away from johnny leabing him alone to create his own dojo eagle fang which again only creates more conflict between former students at each repsective dojo. Insane millionaire terry silver returns becuase of johnnys naive choice in taking in kreese back into cobra kai from the homeless shelter he was rightfully kicked out from.

Fatherless Ecuadorian Miguel plays major part of the story, but it starts with his sensei johnny. Their relationship is crucial to the whole series.

I guess the antagonists of the original karate kid Daniel larusso played a role too. Everything he does is reactionary of what Johnny does from teaching miyagi-do to spite johnny and later kreese, lashing out at robby after finding out he's johnny's son, and refusing to show up st the all-valley tournament when he couldn't stop the unbanning of cobra kai, all while detieorating his once perfect ideal life hurting his once thriving car business, peaceful marriage with his own amanda, and normal relationship with his daughter. All this leading him to even going to japan to saving his fledging car dealership business where he late

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I am one of the few on this site old enough to have rooted for Russ - when he played - who you see in my flair with Red.....

Individual records are not important in basketball......and even less so for Celtics History - putting banners in the rafters mattered [Both for championships and to honor individuals]. Nothing else was overly relevant!

The NBA is constantly changing each 10 or 15 or 20 year era not really comparable to era's before or since:

In 1947 NBA teams averaged 68 PPG, early and mid50's they averaged in the low 80's, by the early 60's NBA teams were averaging in the high 110's, then we averaged around 110 for about twenty five years from the mid- 60's to the late 1980's, then from the early 1990's to mid- 2010's games were mostly played in the mid to high 90's, more recently back up to averaging closer to 110 per game. So scoring was more difficult in some era's than others.......each era's leaders are hard to compare to those who came before or since......

https://www.basketball-reference.com/leagues/NBA_stats_per_game.html

Russ - would have every single block record........if they counted blocks back then.....

Three point shots didn't exist for half the history of the sport......

The "key" didn't exist before Chamberlain changed the sport for ever.

You used to be able to play tough as in "clothes lining" someone without major repercussions

Fist fights were common.....

In the "tough defense era" of the 90's and just beyond - hands were used liberally.......many scores were in the 80's and 90's.

Then our most recent era before this season, you almost couldn't breath on people. Lots of fouls called - game constantly got stopped for what used to be ticky tack fouls.

Now it is somewhere in between.....

Records broken in each of these era's are not relevant to those before or since......

The only consistent thing in all of the era's was one team won and one team lost........each game and each championship.....

Good players in each era are honored in the Boston Garden rafters with their numbers retired as well as championship banners.....

Celtics won 17 championships - without a guy who was NBA scoring leader - In the 60's era our guys averaged in the teens or low 20's. Chamberlain averaged 50 one year. Who was the better team?

Russ won 11 championships in 13 seasons - and no one on the Celtics cared who scored.

They just wanted to win!

So far he is averaging 20.6 PPG; shooting 44.4% overall and 40.8% from three.

Here's a link to the interactive shot map

I simply love this by the bucks tbh. While teams like the clippers, nuggets (in 2019) have tried to dodge favorable matchups by losing games on purpose, the bucks were fearless and did not take the easy route. They could have easily lost to the heat in the RS and ended up facing the hawks or Knicks who were rookie playoff teams. Instead they took the hard route.

Meanwhile nuggets threw games to avoid the rockets in 2019 and the clippers avoided both the Lakers and Nuggets who were their worst matchups but succeeded so fair play to them.

Edit - they couldn't have dodged the nets lol

With acquisitions of Trevor Ariza, Dwight Howard, Wayne Ellington and Kent Bazemore, a lot of people were wondering just how old the current Lakers are in historical context - well, here's an answer:

After trading for 32-year old Russell Westbrook, and acquiring 36-year old Trevor Ariza, 32-year old Kent Bazemore, 33-year old Wayne Ellington, and 35-year old Dwight Howard through free agency, combined with the 5 returning members under contract for next season, the LA Lakers currently have a 9-man roster with an average age of 33.0. Their oldest player as of now is 36-year old LeBron James and their youngest player is 28-year old Anthony Davis.

This comfortably beats out the 2015-16 San Antonio Spurs (31.6 yr) for the oldest team (in terms of average age) in the last 15 seasons. That Spurs team had 39-year old Tim Duncan as their oldest player and 22-year old Kyle Anderson as their youngest.

Here are a couple of other interesting facts as a bonus:

• Even if the Lakers re-sign 20-year old Talen Horton-Tucker, they'd still be ahead of the Spurs for the oldest team in such span with an average roster age of 31.7 years old.
• The Lakers will maintain this record if their next 6 players acquired (that complete the 15-man roster) have an average age over 29.5.
• The Lakers will become the 8th team in the same span (last 17 seasons) to have an average roster age of 30 or more years old if their next 6 players acquired (that complete the 15-man roster) have an average age over 25.5.
• If the above scenario is fulfilled, LeBron James will have been part of 4 of the 8 oldest teams in the last 17 seasons ('22 Lakers, '14 Heat, '13 Heat, '11 Heat).
• The 7 teams prior to this season who had an average roster age above 30 years old have had very different results - 1 suffered a 1st Round exit ('10 Mavericks), 2 suffered a 2nd Round exit ('13 Knicks, '16 Spurs), 1 suffered a Conference Finals exit ('08 Spurs), 2 lost in the Finals ('11 Heat, '14 Heat) and 1 won a title ('13 Heat).

Edit: After bringing back Talen Horton-Tucker on a new deal and signing Malik Monk, Kendrick Nunn and Carmelo Anthony via free agency, the Lakers currently sit at an average age of 31.0 years old, now becoming the 5th oldest team in such span.

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I can honestly say that Seasons Beatings is one of the funniest and best pieces of media I have seen. It's just full of some of the best moments of American Dad from all the characters.