Round and Round the Garden Puns

A list of puns related to "Round and Round the Garden"

What is brown, and runs round the garden?

Fence.

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👤︎ u/BlaMenck
📅︎ Apr 09 2020
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My dad told this one to a bunch of tourists:

So for some background, my dad's a tour guide in the UK and he was showing a group round Hampton Court Palace and in the gardens there's this maze. This is the text he just sent me:

>Dad joke at Hampton Court Maze - I have fine memories of Hampton Court Maze. I used to bring my children here...... If you see them could you send them home!

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👤︎ u/Patchoolible
📅︎ Apr 05 2014
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