A list of puns related to "Roll call"
A ca-DAD-ver.
Yeah I dreamed this joke and remembered it when I woke up. Maybe it’s funny but it definitely made my wife roll her eyes.
Patina Turner.
Def leopard
All the signs were there.
A synonym roll.
John raises his hand, "I yam."
Pop rocks
Because rolling a boulder would be a lot harder.
The name will appear as : **Fiiish**
A lamb-slide
A lamb-slide
(Probably the best one I heard from a cracker (maybe called a "bon-bon" in other places) this Christmas season)
An appleanche
A dirty double crosser
A lamb slide.
As I reminisce, I really love that old thyme Moroccan roll.
A casa-roll
A toe truck
A hippo-CRIT
It has been 1 day since my last confection.
I responded: So they can send the swat team.
Bet them 3 to 1 they couldn’t help me
That before crowbars were invented crows would have to drink at home... :DDD
The recipe called for fresh thyme, but I only had old, dried out thyme, but I was lazy and didn't want to go to the store, so I made them anyway. They came out really good! Amazing!
I still sit around and think about those old thyme Moroccan rolls
Tostitoast!
Finger-fu
Save them to your Phone and always have witty jokes at the palm of your hand.
3.14 percent of sailors are pi-rates.
5/4 of people admit they’re bad at fractions.
A bartender broke up with her boyfriend, but he kept asking her for another shot.
A brain walks into a bar and takes a seat. “I’d like some wings and a pint of beer, please,” it says. “Sorry, but I can’t serve you,” the bartender replies. “You’re out of your head.”
A cheeseburger walks into a bar. The bartender says, 'Sorry, we don't serve food here.'
A college education now costs $100,000, but it produces three very proud people: the student, his mama, and his pauper.
A couple of cups of yogurt walk into a country club. “We don’t serve your kind here,” the bartender says. “Why not?” one yogurt asks. “We’re cultured.”
A friend of mine didn’t pay his exorcist. He got repossessed.
A friend of mine is known for sweeping girls off their feet. He’s an extremely aggressive janitor.
A guy walks into a bar, and there’s a horse serving drinks. The horse asks, “What are you staring at? Haven’t you ever seen a horse tending bar before?” The guy says, “It’s not that. I just never thought the parrot would sell the place.”
A guy walks into a bar...and he was disqualified from the limbo contest.
A pirate walks into a bar with a paper towel on his head. The bartender says, “What’s with the paper towel?” The pirate says, “Arrr! I’ve got a Bounty on me head!”
A turtle is crossing the road when he’s mugged by two snails. When the police ask him what happened, the shaken turtle replies, “I don’t know. It all happened so fast.”
Armed robbers—some say they’re a drain on society, but you’ve got to give it to them.
Barbers…you have to take your hat off to them.
Can February March? No, but April May!
Cooking out this weekend? Don’t forget the pickle. It’s kind of a big dill.
Dad, can you put my shoes on? No, I don't think they'll fit me.
Dad, can you put the cat out? I didn't know it was on fire.
Dad, did you get a haircut? No, I got them all cut!
Dad: Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? Son: No. What happened? Dad: The teacher woke him up.
Daughter: I have a lot of friends named Nathan. There’s Nathan Miller, Nathan Radcliff, Nathan Lewis… Me: When they are together, do you call them the United Nathans?
Dear Math, grow up and solve your own problems.
Did I tell you the time I fell in love during a backflip? I was heels over head!
Did you hear about the aquatic sea mammals that escape
... keep reading on reddit ➡AWOL nut.
"Never gonna give you 'Up'" and walked away.
It was Superior.
A barrel of laughs.
A cheesey pickup line.
Abundance.
Stationary
Connor McGreggsor
It’s called iRoll.
The teller say “hi my name is Patty Whack. How can I help you”.
The frog asks for a loan. The teller asks, “do you have any collateral?”
The frog answer “all I have is this” and hands the teller a small elephant glass figurine.
The Teller rolls her eyes and calls for the manager. The manager comes over and asks what’s going on.
The teller tells him that the frog is looking for a loan and all he has to offer is this little elephant.
The manager replies, “It’s a niknak, Mrs. Patty Whack give the frog a loan.”
A poultry-geist
A lambslide
I really need to work on my delivery.
(But seriously, I'm about to be a dad. My wife rolled her eyes at this joke then called me "loco".)
An elementary school teacher walks into a bar and orders a black coffee. "Our school has instituted a strict no name-calling policy," she tells the bartender. "That sounds like a good idea," the bartender replies. "You'd think so," the teacher says. "But it makes roll call a nightmare."
I'm going to call it cigarette. Then I can take it out every evening for a drag.
I just couldn’t find the time
He wanted to become a Smartie
It's going to be called the iRoll.
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